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Kristin Davis Sex Tape

I was gonna post about this bad ass TV that materializes from under your bed, but this story came along. Kristin Davis, who’s famous for her role as “The Brown Haired Annoying Chick” on “That One Super Annoying Show Your Girlfriend Treats As The F-ing Bible” on HBO has now fallen victim to yet another Hollywood sex scandal. TMZ.com reports:

Rumors have been floating around the Internet that there is a sex tape featuring “Sex and the City’s” Kristin Davis.

The photos, we’re told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That’s right, they are just photos — no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it’s not quite 20.

We’re told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party.

In 1992, no one knew Al Gore would invent the internet, so she probably thought the worst that could happen is he’d show it to friends. Look, I love naked pictures too, but the way I deal with it is to just hire a clown to draw etch-a-sketches of my girlfriend and I having sex. It’s much harder to widely circulate those. Here are the pics. Some are saying it’s not her. Either way, VERY NSFW.

9 Responses to "Kristin Davis Sex Tape"

  1. John says:

    Who would want to see that floppy cooter anyway?


  2. Buddy Ice says:

    John, have you seen this weeks “who would you rather”? I would much rather see this chick naked than Rosie O’McDonalds or Camyrn Manbeast.
    Plus, out of those four cunts from “Sex in the City” this cow was my favorite.

  3. Ice Buddy says:

    You fags are dumb, shes smokin’.

  4. Steve says:

    You fags are dumb, shes smokin’.

  5. John says:

    OK, OK, maybe you guys are right, I wasn’t thinking in context. Compared to sarah jessica parker, who looks like a young robert plant, she’s bangin..


  6. Bollywood says:

    Fuckin hot!

  7. Anonymous says:


  8. jonze says:

    she looks way too much like a southern mom i don’t want to fuck. she just doesn’t do it for me, maybe if i was in my fifties i’d consider…


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