Kylie Minogue

November 2nd, 2009 | 08:38 am
 
Where You've Seen Her: Kylie Minogue may be looking a little plastic these days, but she is certainly looking good for her age.  Though relatively unknown in the States, Kylie is a popular and well known singer/songwriter from Australia who just released an offical Calendar of some of her hottest pics, of which there are plenty (at least 12).
 
MILF Status: Kylie actually has no kids to speak of, and has even admitted to not wanting kids as she is very much a kid herself and that would just be bad.  Every time I see her, though, I can't help imagining our little children running around getting punched by kangaroos and bitten by poisonous, man-eating spiders in Australia.  So, real kids: 0. Imaginary kids with me: 500,000.
 
         
         
 
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11 Responses to "Kylie Minogue"

  1. Michael | SelfMadeMichael.com Says:

    Hmmm, even lesser known across the pond and a bit more fit than Kylie is her younger sister Danni. She resembles a plastic doll these days on account of extensive surgery. Some say the surgery is due to her former life as a mexican drug baron, continually changing her appearance to escape the clutches of the law. Either that or I'm having those funny dreams again.

    Michael

  2. MrKillson Says:

    Just to be a dick, the phrase "across to pond" means England. She's Australian and you're a dipshit. But I will give you credit, the sister's hotter.

  3. Michael | SelfMadeMichael.com Says:

    'Across the pond' is America you f*cking moron. Both Kylie, Danni and Myself live in England, despite them being f*cking Australian. They're also f*cking well known in England, hense the even lesser known reference.

    Only one dipshit around here, I'm afraid.

  4. asdasdasd Says:

    nice paragraph cop out.

    did you really run out of MILF's? dumb faggots.

  5. noahaction Says:

    the fourth picture is downright scary. and its 'across the pond' you critical dipshit.

  6. MrKillson Says:

    good looking out. wake and bakes to blame.

  7. Anonpotamus Says:

    i will still drink her bathwater.....yum

    my captcha is "soapier hand-placed" O_o

  8. thanx Says:

    yeahhhh babyy muck..
    http://celebstar.org

  9. rebeka Says:

    Nagyon béna azt hiszi, ha kimereszti a picsáját szebb lesz!Csak a smink és a letusált képek tesznek rajta!Ugyan már mindenki tudja, hogy szét vannak tusálva!

  10. Sweet harmony Says:

    Anyám, te nem tudsz magyarul? Gratulálok minden egyes mondatodhoz, szégyen, h. így írsz. A retusálás nem elváló ige, a széttusálásról meg még szerintem a képszerkesztők sem hallottak.... Jézusom.
    Kylie egyébként meg szép. Looking very good!!!
    Bye.
    Csá.

  11. xdx Says:

    rebeka, azt is tudja mindenki, hogy olyan szó, hogy "letusál", nem létezik. maximum "letusol". de te szerintem a "retusál"-ra gondoltál. ;)
    A google-ben találsz róla paparazzi képeket is, ott is jól néz ki. Vagy legalábbis mindenképpen fiatalabbnak, mint 41 éves.

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