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Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Lando Calrissian Young

Above: Lando Calrissian Young

Citizens of the Galactic Empire can rest easy tonight, knowing that the notorious smuggler and rebel sympathizer, Lando Calrissian, has been arrested in the Outer-Rim Territory of Michigan.

After nearly five years on the run, a Saginaw man who shares a name with a Star Wars character was arrested in connection with the shooting of a Freeland teen. Lando Calrissian Young, 24, was arrested Monday by state police troopers in connection with the Jan. 3, 2006, shooting of Jordan Crampton.


Above: Jordan Crampton

Police discovered Calrissian after stopping his family’s speeder in a routine search. He had been living under the alias of Orlando Byrd, and was also known to go by Drebble. If convicted, he faces years of hard labor in the spice mines of Kessel. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for a Dec. 13. (Source)


5 Responses to "Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested"

  1. Jame Gumb says:

    Dude, the "L" on Kessel got chopped off, and I fixed before I even saw your sad little comment. And that’s not Greedo, it’s Jordan Crampton, as the caption clearly states. But I guess they (Rodians) all look alike to you, you bigot. Go blow a gundark.

  2. Suck it trebek says:

    1) Why is there a picture of Greedo?

    2) You mispelled Kessel.

    Don’t upset the Star Wars fans.

  3. punintended says:

    troll – 0 , jame – 1

  4. MrCynic says:

    On a moral level I shouldn’t have laughed at that picture of Greedo.

    But knowing I shouldn’t amplified the amount I laughed.
    Well played.

  5. H8er says:

    That was nice. I laughed. Good work Jam(i)e.