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  1. alfred says:

    nice…like the lips too

  2. Anonymous says:

    I think it is evident Dwight K. Schrute is the epitome of childishness.

    Pathetic!

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Whatever you have to tell OTHERS to go to sleep at night!

  4. pratik says:

    Is Friday now “big titties day”? There’ve been some massive mammaries between this chick and the chick of the day.

  5. Davo says:

    DonkeyXote, it would be the fact that you’re obviously gay and haven’t admitted it to yourself yet.

  6. clubf00t says:

    nice big tits…but possibly too big?

  7. someguyyoudontknow says:

    Can you say PHOTOSHOP?? I knew you could!

  8. phuckyou says:

    ‘shopped

  9. Zero_Cool says:

    not attractive.

  10. WalrusPimpOfTheSea says:

    Fugly face, and if it wasn’t for the bra those tits would be dusting the floor.

  11. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Hey Justin, why don’t you guys just make this official HT policy, Friday= Big titties day. That would be awesome, also, DonkeyXote is philosopher and still a cock-sucking bitch.

  12. DonkeyXote says:

    Shouldn’t you be reading up on Marx and polishing your deplorable knowledge on communism? I’d hate to humiliate you any further in the future because reading 11 short notes on the theses on Feuerbach and claiming to know all there is to know about communism is an EPIC FAILURE!

  13. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    I’d eat the shit of her corn she poops

  14. Grundle King says:

    Gotta love these douchebags that bag on Faith just because they spend their day beating off to skinny chicks with A cups.

  15. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    You eat pig shit?

  16. clubf00t says:

    in 3 more years those tits r going to be hanging below hers, all veiny and just down right wrong. call me gay or whatever but i like perky tits not saggy 1s.

  17. Crotch says:

    Trolls (and i’m talking about all the negative people(who are all most likely just girls who are jealous about this girl’s natural assets)) why can’t you just enjoy the view like everybody else and just stick to making fun of people with Tourettes and who jizz in their pants?

  18. Stink says:

    gay or whatever

  19. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    FUCK YOU DONKEY! I was gonna wait a few hours before I commented through this nickname but FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU MAN!!! I am sick and tired of you punching holes through my every fucking argument and making a fucking fool of me! what the fuck man, do you like have a fucking answer to everything or am I just that dumb??

    I AM NOT DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My teacher says I’m espechual and I believe her! so stop fucking traumatizing me!!!!!!!!!!

    JUST GO AWAY DONKEY!!

  20. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    Why does any bitch need to be jealous of that pig in a bra up there???

    Is it the pock marks in its face or the botched c-section scar on its fucking chest that has you so smitten with this farm animal?

  21. DonkeyXote says:

    I’m so smart, I’m still using an obvious troll as a “victory” then when I don’t get the attention I need, I simply copy someone else’s nickname and come on HT to comment on my own idiotic response.

    God! No wonder my family loves me so much, if by love I mean use me as other people would a crusty sock.

  22. Dr. Baden says:

    C-sections aren’t performed on the chest so right off the bat you expose yourself as an idiot, almost as big if not equal to DonkeyXote a.k.a philosofag. C-sections are performed below the navel, above the vagina, you know, where the womb is located dumbass. Stick to being a retard and leave the medical commentary for people that actually know what they’re talking about.

  23. Bill Clinton says:

    Is anyone else starting to think that “I Write, You Hate. You Lose” is actually just another nickname for our good friend philosopher a.k.a DonkeyXote?

  24. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    C-sections aren’t performed on the chest

    That’s why the word BOTCHED was used you fucking inbred philosofag cock guzzler. Those of us who passed the third grade were made aware of this thing called ADJECTIVES. Maybe your mom shouldn’t have home schooled you (and by home schooled I mean fucked in the ass with your father’s dildo during the hours of 8 am to 2:45 pm).

    C-sections are performed below the navel, above the vagina, you know, where the womb is located dumbass

    Now that you have finally learned about the female genital anatomy, you can move onto your next task: getting your 35 year old zit-filled ass laid for the first time.

    Stick to being the person that people laugh at because in your first foray into insulting YOU LOSE.

  25. Bill Clinton says:

    Wow I haven’t see hostility this bad since the last time I came home at 4am and hillary was waiting for me.

  26. Bill Clinton says:

    Or that time Monica was sticking cigars in my ass to see how many it could hold and I forgot invite Gore.

  27. DonkeyXote says:

    Shut the fuck up!

  28. Dr. Baden says:

    “That’s why the word BOTCHED was used you…Those of us who passed the third grade were made aware of this thing called ADJECTIVES”

    BOTCHED does not apply here retard, botched would be leaving a tool inside, infection etc. Not even 3rd world doctors would perform a c-section at the chest. Even first year students know where the womb is located. Why don’t you look up what “fucked up” means? You clearly had no idea what a c-section was and probably thought it meant a breast enlargement.

    “Maybe your mom shouldn’t have home schooled you (and by home schooled I mean fucked in the ass with your father’s dildo during the hours of 8 am to 2:45 pm).”

    I see that you and DonkeyXote a.k.a philosofag have that in common, if you are even different people, which is up for debate. And even if my mom had home schooled me I probaby know more than your retarded ass knows seeing as how I am in med-school and you are probably enrolled at some backwoods community college, or even more likely working at a McDonalds somewhere in West Virginia.

    “Now that you have finally learned about the female genital anatomy, you can move onto your next task: getting your 35 year old zit-filled ass laid for the first time.”

    I guess someone has issues with their arguments being blown out of the water. Unfortunately I don’t give a fuck about your petty opinions. And again seeing as how you had no idea what a c-section even was I would ask for direction next time you are being fondled by your mom.

  29. Monica Lewinsky says:

    Or that time the Secret Service found I Write, You Hate. You Lose a.k.a DonkeyXote a.k.a philosopher eating out of the White House dumpster. Damn! He was like somekind of rabid monkey!

  30. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    You’re just angry and at the fact that I always end up nailing down your feelings with blatant prognosis on your mental health and it makes you die a little inside knowing that I can read you like an open book.

    “Go away Donkey, noone here likes you! wah wah wah

    FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

  31. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    And in all actuallity I’m just angry that my perverted family holds me in my house as a sex toy/slave and I can’t follow my dream of daincing on Broadway.

    FYI Broadway is the local strip club that caters to tran-sexual and hermaphrodite clients.

  32. Bill Clinton says:

    Damn! I Write, You Hate. You Lose= getting his ass handed back to him in epic proportions.

    That’s an instant knockout homeboy.

  33. Jennifer Flowers says:

    Or the time Chelsea walked in and found Dr. Baden (aka DonkeyXote aka philosofag aka Ben Affleck aka Bill Clinton) squeezing Janet Reno’s ass pimples, while applying benzoyl peroxide to his micro-dick. He likes the tingle.

  34. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    It took you 11 minutes to write all that and…

    it took me 10 seconds to laugh at you and type out…

    YOU LOSE!!!

  35. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    LOL. Damn! Jennifer Flowers going off!

  36. I Write, You Hate. You Lose's Cornerman says:

    That’s all you can come up with… DAMN!

    …Throws in the towell…

  37. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Dr. Baden is just one of the many monikers behind Dwight K. Schrute, Olala, The Souless Ginger, Ben Affleck, Bucket Headed Monkey, Ned Flanders, et al.,

    JUST GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET FOR ONE FUCKING DAY!! SERIOUSLY KID!!!! You might experience withdrawl effects after the first 42 hours but it’ll be worth it in the long run!!

  38. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    You’re aware of your fascination with hermaphrodites, right?

    $100 says your internet history would not reject that hypothesis!

  39. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Hey fag, you forgot to end your post with a “=<3″.

    What would your fellow interweb geeks say about you now? FUCKING HERECY, that’s what they’ll say.

    You’re out “homeboi”!

  40. WalrusPimpOfTheSea says:

    Hahaha…Jennifer Flowers wins.

  41. DonkeyXoteâ„¢'s Father says:

    Why don’t you check your computer now and find out?

  42. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    actually I have nothing to do with all those people, and I have nothing to do with all those “DonkeyXote” imposters. I do however, have something to do with calling you out for the pussy bitch that you are DonkeyXote. I have nothing against “I Write, You Hate. You Lose” in fact I think he writes of the funniest comments on here, but you are a bitch. That’s why you had to ditch your previous handle “philosopher” why don’t you grow a pair and stand behind the name you chose motherfucker!

  43. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Who are you calling a fag, fudgepacker? I don’t even know what the fuck this “=<3″ means? And notice how I’m man enough to admit when I don’t know what something means. You should look into it and maybe learn how to spell homeboy while you’re at it.

  44. DonkeyXote says:

    ’cause I’m not the one obsessed with sexual deviances? YOU ARE!!

  45. DonkeyXote says:

    BECAUSE THAT ISN’T MY NAME YOU WHINY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

  46. DonkeyXote's Estranged Cousin Twice Removed says:

    Well I’m glad you finally realize what your branch of the family actually is. A bunch of backwoods, inbred, and perverted red necks.

  47. DonkeyXote says:

    You’re the fag! Who else could it be?

  48. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Whatever you have to tell yourself to go to sleep at night philosopher.

  49. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Oh, I don’t know… Why don’t you get your fat ass up out that recliner, that has by now molded to your morbidly obese self, find a mirror and look into it. Let’s just hope that it doesn’t shatter do to the horror of your hideous face. And there in the reflection you will find the ultimate gaylord: DonkeyXote a.k.a philosopher.

  50. Twattage Cheese says:

    I bet she could suck start a D9 cat.

  51. philosopher's (aka DonkeyXote) Tranny Mom says:

    Lame comeback, You dissapoint me as always philosopher.

    NOW GO FINISH SUCKING YOUR SEQUENTIAL HERMAPHRODITE SISTER’S PENIS, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

  52. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    “benefits of maintained exercise activities”

    Like that doesn’t sound like what a fat ass would say.

    GO BACK TO YOUR DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES YOU FAT LITTLE BITCH!

  53. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    It has now been more than two days without somekind of reply.

    I, Dwight K. Schrute, hereby declare victory in this confrontation. Any comment that comes after this shall hereby be declared inadequate and inconsequential.

    Nice try philosopher, but I am clearly your superior.

  54. Anon E Mouse says:

    Big Ass-Titties: http://xkcd.com/37/

  55. DonkeyXote says:

    Yeah, whatever you have to tell OTHERS to go to sleep at night, ay?

  56. Philo-sopher says:

    Well hi there everybody!!!

  57. DonkeyXote says:

    Because I take pleasure in the benefits of maintained exercise activities, I am far from being fat or obese. Although I understand that you’re driven to speculate everything and anything that revolves around DonkeyXote… what I don’t quite understand is your obsession with me.

    Fag in denial maybe?

  58. Shut the Fuck UP!!! says:

    Why can’t we all just SHUT THE FUCK UP and enjoy the titties?

  59. EVERyBODY GET A LIFE says:

    does now-one understand that the mark on her chest just underneath are massive and sexy tits is in fact the shadow of the bra that she is wearing.

  60. DonkeyXote says:

    “Like that doesn’t sound like what a fat ass would say.”

    Like that doesn’t sound like what an envious and out of shape fag would say.

    Shitwad!

  61. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Because I have no life and most of my physical activities take place in my room, eventually I grow antisocial with even those around me online.

    I really need to develop better social skills.

    HELP!!

  62. babak says:

    freesex

  63. Jake says:

    Her boobs are gonna be at her ankles in a few years. Big tits are so ugly.

  64. Christopher says:

    He is right i have a lot of her photos but I have also have seen her boobs photo shops before.

  65. HairPie says:

    her name is?

  66. You Mad? says:

    Your mom.

  67. taco tom says:

    she is faith from in bed with faith

  68. lesty says:

    pretty sure that’s Hannah Hilton

  69. duto says:

    no, its faith.
    from in bed with faith.

  70. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    I actually just did a google search on HolyTaco one afternoon to find that post.

    So the joke’s on you BITCH.

    Ha-Ha!

  71. DonkeyXote says:

    Not sure what’s lamer, her photoshopped boobs or the “Emoness” in her haircut.

  72. DonkeyXote's Bi-sexual Father says:

    Obviously you’re a flaming faggot, as we’ve known all along, but to make matters worse your also an idiot. If you were really hetero you would know that Faith Nelson doesn’t need photoshop, those are 100% real. Also that’s not an “Emo” haircut, obviously her bangs just aren’t supposed to be there, she’s just making a “sexy pose” for the picture. Now go finish sucking your consistantly drunk and sexually abusive uncle’s dick!

  73. DonkeyXote says:

    Hey kid, do you EVER get off the internet? Because I’m amazed at how you’re able to reply to my every post within just a couple of minutes.

    It must be sad being you…

  74. DonkeyXote's Bi-Sexual Father says:

    DonkeyXote, does your fudgepacking ass ever get tired of getting owned? Obviously not since you keep coming back, and apperantly your too dumb to notice the obvious reason as to why there is always a response “within a matter of minutes” it’s because there are multiple people who hate you and take joy in the fact that you get all uptight when someone owns you and are only too happy to jump on the bandwagon.

    Now go finsih your grandpa off, you fuckwit!

  75. DonkeyXote says:

    How come that last reply wasn’t as immediate as the others then if so many people are in it? Perhaps you were purposefully struggling to “lay low” to appear less desperate than you already , and clearly – are. But you’re not fooling anyone kid, those accusations are purely for your own morale.

    TAKE A DAY OFF THE INTERNET!!!! GET SOME SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. DonkeyXote's a dumb ass says:

    Donkey, you did realize yesterday was Saturday right. Most people are busy having lives and do not hang out all day on HT. There are many people taking shots at your stupid coments. I know you want to believe that there is only one, but there isn’t. It’s many. Fuck you.

  77. DonkeyXote says:

    “I love how you somehow think the HT comments page is the Oxford Debate Club.” Says Dwight K. Schrute.

    >What you said up there is not in accordance with what you said on February 19th, 2010 at 11:39 pm:

    “Yes I have bitch (he means that he thinks he’s read up on Marx to know the difference between Marxism and Marxist ideologies), and if you were to take some time out from getting ass-raped by the people on HT’s comments page and read up on Progressivism…” SNOREFEST!! “…you would see that Progressives come from a Marxist ideology and it was indeed the Progressives who invented Eugenics i.e. Planned Parenthood and Margaret Sanger who was a Progressive. Also…” ZZzzzzzz “…if you were to take some time out from your sad pathetic life and read Joseph Goebbels’ diaries, you would see that the Nazis got many of their ideas on Eugenics and propaganda from the Progressives here in America, Woodrow Wilson to be exact.”

    >Why exactly did you capitalize eugenics, again? and what was all that diatribe? you were starting to sound like those Jehovah Witnesses that just won’t shut the fuck until you buy into their arguments.

    “Maybe next time you make sure you know what your talking about before you open you bitch mouth, or better yet, shut you fucking ass up and get the fuck out. Now if you’ll excuse me… MICHAEL!!!” Says Dwight K. Shrute on February 19th, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    >Then DonkeyXote comes along and hands your ass right back to him with a little something that goes like this:

    “Dwight, M-A-R-X-I-S-M and Marxist ideologies are two separate things you illiterate fucking cunt!” Says DonkeyXoteâ„¢ on February 20th, 2010 at 01:20 pm

    >So Dwight, maybe next time you make sure you know what your talking about before you open you bitch mouth, or better yet, shut you fucking ass up and get the fuck out. You clearly have an ego the size of Texas but again I love how you somehow think the HT comments page is the Oxford Debate Club.

    He’s your ass back, I suggest you keep it on this time else you might lose it and your quest to find the male g-spot could come to a crushing end.

    Later bee-otch!

    P.S. Oh and learn how to spell while you’re at it!!

  78. DonkeyXote says:

    I got two words for you bitch: “TIME ZONES”.

    The internet doesn’t boil down to just the US although your hermetic judgment would have you think otherwise. Yesterday was in fact SUNDAY for me you cocksucking maggot!

    WHAT.A.DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

  79. DonkeyXote can't spell says:

    your name is spelled wrong if you’re referring to a historical book(which you’re probably too busy reading the back of your Rice Crispies box to care) it’s splled “Don Quixote” you’re spelling it how it should sound, but you’re kinda far from how it’s supposed to be spelled

  80. DonkeyXote says:

    It’s a WORDPLAY ya fucking moron!!

    And don’t act like you’ve read the work of Miguel de Servantes Saavedra because you HAVE NOT! you barely know OF IT.

  81. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    The fact that it’s sunday where you live only makes his argument all the better. So:

    DonkeyXote a.k.a philosofag= FAIL FAIL FAIL

  82. DonkeyXote says:

    Well it is still SUNDAY for you bitch, so you can’t say what you just said without getting yourself BURNT.

    Your argument is therefore INVALID!

    Go back to monitoring wikipedia articles on eugenics (which you capitalize for no fucking reason) and communism.

  83. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Even if it’s Sunday here, it is currently raining so I can’t go out, so YOUR argument is invalid.

    DonkeyXote a.k.a philosofag= FAIL

    Also, why don’t you go back to sucking your tranny moms dick since apparently that is the only thing you are good at bitch ass Nyukkka!!!

  84. DonkeyXote says:

    “it is currently raining so I can’t go out” says Dwight K. Schrute

    Yeah, that’s right kid! Justify to the whole world how cool and popular you are although your behaviour tells the pitiable story of a geeky fuck that hasn’t had a vagina rubbed across his ugly face since his mummy gave birth to him.

    Yuuuuup! You’ve said it buddy, it’s currently raining and you can’t go out and tear up the town!!

  85. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Says the bitch who tried to justify being on the internet Saturday night/Sunday morning by saying it was “Sunday” in his “TIME ZONE”.

    Yeah right, what’s next you’re actually the last remaining Romanov and you’re supposed to be the Czar of Russia. Whatever, I’d like to see you trie to leave your house whith hail the size of baseball bitch. No really, WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO SEE THAT SEEING AS HOW NO ONE LIKES YOU BITCH!

    Oh, wait you can’t because your family hasn’t finished having you clean up all the shit they’ve sprayed all over not only you, but the rest of the dump you call your house.

    DonkeyXote a.k.a philosopher= BITCH ASS NYUKKAAA!

  86. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Kid, your words have as much use as a mint-flavoured suppository.

    “I’d like to see you trie to leave your house whith hail the size of baseball bitch.” says Dwight K. Schrute.

    trie? WHITH??? – what the fuck are you on about bitch?

    I REST MY CASE!!!

  87. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Oooooo, spelling errors very scary, ooooooo.

    Notice how this bitch only sticks to technicalities and never refutes how sad and pathetic his life is, or even attempts to refute the fact that he is indeed the new incarnation of pilosopher. Oh, and claiming victory on small little details is a bitch move, just like you. The more I try to take you and your pathetic arguments seriously, the more I find it hilarious. You clearly have nothing to offer to the world but your stupidity and bitchassness.

    Go home, work on your game, and get a life faggot!

  88. DonkeyXote says:

    You’re just pissed ’cause you know you can’t spell for shit and you hate it when people – especially teachers – rub it in your face like a dog being potty trained.

    You also seem to have the memory span of a moth, I have in several (if not all) sessions refuted your poorly constructed arguments. Did you forget already the monumental fuck up on eugenics (which you capitalize for no fucking reason) and Marxism?

    BAD DOG!!!

    DON’T MAKE ME PULL THE CHAIN BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YA, BITCH!

    BAD, BAD DOG!!!!

  89. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Fuck up on the marxist/eugenics thing? You clearly have an ego the size of Texas because other people quickly recognized what that was. But again I love how you somehow think the HT comments page is the Oxford Debate Club. If you go back you can quickly see that others called if for what it was, a troll designed to piss YOU off, but then again why should I knock you off your high horse and take away your only “triumph” in life, your so comfortable with something shoved up your ass, don’t worry, I wont disturb you in your quest to find the male g-spot.

    DonkeyXote a.k.a philospher= IDIOCY/IGNORANCE AT ITS FINEST

  90. Your local psych ward says:

    There’s a whooole lot of ‘projecting’ going on here. I’d like for the both of you to pay me a visit as soon as possible.

  91. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I love how this bitch claims he has a “life” but then spends his entire night attempting to get his sequential hermaphrodite sister’s crusty panties out of the bundle their in by looking through the all the posts on the HT lists for this specific post. Unfortunately once again he misses what everyone already knows. THIS WHAS A TROLL BITCH!

    You know, when someone smarter than you strings you along, pissing you off until we’ve gotten our laugh then proceed to ridicule you in other ways.

    But don’t let the facts get in the way of claiming your only “triumph” in life.

    Anyways philosopher go back to sucking your tranny mom’s prick or whatever you do for fun, since clearly you have no life!

  92. Anonymousy says:

    TTF!

  93. Anonymousyy says:

    oh and I was first, everyone else is a virgin.

  94. anonyfaggy says:

    im gay

  95. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    even though this picture is somehow fucked up

    Huh? This picture is actually showing the best part (ACK!…I just threw up a little in my mouth) of this farm animal. The rest of her is just a continuous gunt.

  96. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    Why is this pig wearing a bra?

    Is it farm animal day at Holy Taco?

  97. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    That “pig” as you so lightly put it is Faith Nelson and she’s actually quite beautiful even though this picture is somehow fucked up.

  98. Me! says:

    Dayum

  99. cough/cool says:

    if she needs a job, the company i work for is hiring. the postions avaliable is package handler

  100. Bill Clinton says:

    hillary says she’d like to get over on that?

  101. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    I liked your reference WHITH Hillary.

    I shall TRIE it later on a new article on HT to see how many laughs I can get.

    I’m so funny!

  102. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    Congratulations! Bill Clinton, you are the first person I’ve seen to get straight bitch slapped by DonkeyXote.

    You have just become a monument to abortion. So…uhh…WIN?

  103. DonkeyBlowMe says:

    First of all, I’m not DonkeyXote, second of all… well I guess that’s it.

  104. Elva Ginon says:

    Nice photoshop…

  105. NG_Soldier says:

    Are u thinking photoshopped boobs? I think those are her real boobies. She’s like a triple E.

  106. MOUSE says:

    is that horizontal line a shadow or remnants of the surgeons marker ?

  107. I Write, You Hate. You Lose says:

    The line is from her botched C-section, though it matches her crater holed face.

  108. rks says:

    it’s a superficial vein travelling just under the skin.