LARPers are a fascinating breed. In their attempt to take their Dungeon and Dragon fantasy world out of their dreams and into the real world, they somehow transformed their regular nerdiness into some super, mind-blowingly powerful nerdiness. Here's proof.
(For those of you who don't know, LARPing is "Live Action Role Playing." Think of it as Civil War reenactors...but with wizards and ogres and clerics and shit.)
Look, sometimes you have to spend so much time painting your shield, that you don't always have time to make sure your helmet fits correctly. There are only so many hours in the warrior's day. But a one-eyed LARPer is better than no LARPer at all.
Did you know that you just need an 80's punk wig, a shirt from your mom's "African phase" and some pseudo Zubaz to play LARP with you medieval pals? (You definitely DON'T need to drop 45 pounds.)
"After I smote thee with thine vaunted staff, I shall devour thee with thine gnashing jowels. Possibly with a Gordita."
Is this a LARPer or a singer in a Norweigian death metal band? (It doesn't matter.)
If you threw a motherboard at this crew, there's a good chance that whoever caught it could program the shit out of it.
How many times do you think this LARP had to pause because the guy in the big box fell over and he needed three of his pals to come and help him get back on his feet? I'm guessing the answer is "the entire LARP."
I wonder if she's dating him because he has a huge sword.
"Cheeeeeeetoooooos!!!!!!!!"
I bet the guy on the left feels pretty stupid that he didn't dress up like a badass battle kitty.
"Hey, remember that time I totally LARPed you earlier? Man, that was awesome."
"Oh, yeah, you were a LARPing machine out there today."
"Thanks, man. I was was pretty unLARPable."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"I know."
I can't tell if this is either a sunface or a vagina face...or a sun being eaten by a vagina...or a vagina eating another vagina. All I do know is this screams "homemade nerd."
"Hmmmm....should I get double pepperoni and extra sausage...or should I get double sausage and extra pepperoni and a side of cheesy bread? Decisions, decisions."
You'd think that if he went through all the trouble to make a realistic Roman-era battle suit that he would at least take four minutes to shave his crappy 80s hipster mustache.
One thing the history books don't teach you is that sweatpants and high tops were quite fashionable during the middle ages. (Merlin loved to rock the Jordan -MVIII's.)
What kind of nerd wears...oh wait, this one's hot. WTF?
Before a big LARP, some warriors like to meditate and free their mind of any thoughts of Domino's Meat Lovers Pizza, anime, Yoo Hoo or anything else that might distract them on the battlefield.
Despite engaging in warfare in the middle ages with primitive weapons and rugged, homemade garb, LARPers always love to pose for the 20th century camera.
"I know I know, I left it in my mom's minivan. Yeah. I didn't know she'd need it, but she had to pick up my sister from the doctor. She said she'd drop it by on her way home. Can we just pretend I've got it on and start already?"
LARPing is hard work. As you can see most LARPers sweat when they act out their midieval fantasies. But to be fair, they also sweat when they eat, sleep, breathe, and have bowel movements.
I had seen world war II Re-enactors before but never anything like this.. I guess if it makes you happy.. do it.. oh yeah, the elf chic with the boobs is hot.
Contemplating nerd is MY BROTHER!! Oh, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you... (oh, and he probably IS pondering pizza toppings but he's more of an everything pizza kinda guy, hold the anchovies)
I have got to send this link out to our MSN family page. ROFLMAO.
LARP-ERS RULE!!!! I am starting FLARPA (The Future Live Action Role Players of America). New members will get a free condom (just one, not like your actually going have a use for it).
Disclaimer: this is an attempt to get a ride on the hottie elf train.
Footnote: The ninja was placed there to distract you from the "warrior" (notice the bulging muscle's) who's costume consist of a large sword, boots, and gym shorts.
the fat cat chick could by my pussy queen who ate my potion of rejuvination helping me hide my "sword" in the "secret hole"
god dammit, now i gatta scroll back up and jack off.
My god, I've ... I've never seen anything like it. After seeing this I'll pray to Baby Jesus every day thanking him for making me an inbred redneck willing to do my cousin in her toothless face than walk around outside like these happy, happy hippos.
Get it, happy ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ... HAPPY?!? Ha ha ha!
Except for TittyFur, I'd take that 'un back up into the hills with me.
you make fun of the 20th century camera, but what about the guy with the fucking grenade launcher and his buddies with machine guns? I think they missed the second half of the memo on what was supposed to be happening at this event
Just thought I would point out that the vagina-face costume is trying to be Sauron's eye from Lord of the Rings. She did a pretty crappy job of it though, cause my penis gets confused when I look at it. Why do I feel like such a douche bag for posting this?
Careful - The hot one with tits isn't real, although I'd still be the first to run a train on her. Every single one of these fuckwits has seen "Weird Science" - one of them figured out with his Wang computer how to make a girl, the shitty thing is her vag tastes like spam.
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June 18th, 2009 at 01:55 am
Я тоже иногда такое замечал, но как-то раньше не придавал этому значения.
May 25th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
Занимательно написано. А это все на основе личного опыта?Позвольте поинтересоваться :)
March 16th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
You haven't seen a real larp have you. Hot girls everywhere. I end up making out with a pretty girl at least once every larp session I attend.
Lucky me, but too bad the rest of you loosers aren't open minded enough to broaded your horizons with anything but football and beer.
February 20th, 2009 at 07:53 am
I had seen world war II Re-enactors before but never anything like this.. I guess if it makes you happy.. do it.. oh yeah, the elf chic with the boobs is hot.
December 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Contemplating nerd is MY BROTHER!! Oh, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you... (oh, and he probably IS pondering pizza toppings but he's more of an everything pizza kinda guy, hold the anchovies)
I have got to send this link out to our MSN family page. ROFLMAO.
You've made my month!! -L in CT
December 12th, 2008 at 10:05 am
LARP-ERS RULE!!!! I am starting FLARPA (The Future Live Action Role Players of America). New members will get a free condom (just one, not like your actually going have a use for it).
Disclaimer: this is an attempt to get a ride on the hottie elf train.
Footnote: The ninja was placed there to distract you from the "warrior" (notice the bulging muscle's) who's costume consist of a large sword, boots, and gym shorts.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
That is goddamn hilarious for sure. Anyone notice in the pic above "Battle Cats" there's a ninja on the left? Sneaky fucking ninjas...
December 1st, 2008 at 07:12 pm
Awesome.
LOL I've got tears in my eyes.
December 1st, 2008 at 01:58 pm
More pictures of the Hawt LARPer elf girl please.
November 30th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
Holy crap!....haven't laughed so hard in forever....the posts on the picture were flippin' beyond hysterical funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2008 at 07:30 am
the fat cat chick could by my pussy queen who ate my potion of rejuvination helping me hide my "sword" in the "secret hole"
god dammit, now i gatta scroll back up and jack off.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
There are more virgins at a LARP event than at a Catholic pre-school.
November 25th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
My god, I've ... I've never seen anything like it. After seeing this I'll pray to Baby Jesus every day thanking him for making me an inbred redneck willing to do my cousin in her toothless face than walk around outside like these happy, happy hippos.
Get it, happy ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ... HAPPY?!? Ha ha ha!
Except for TittyFur, I'd take that 'un back up into the hills with me.
November 25th, 2008 at 08:08 am
here here buddy ice, id back door that furry titted elf all night long
November 21st, 2008 at 02:04 pm
You take 100 damage, and I take none.
Bitch.
I'm a level 11 WIZARDDDDD
November 19th, 2008 at 07:14 am
you make fun of the 20th century camera, but what about the guy with the fucking grenade launcher and his buddies with machine guns? I think they missed the second half of the memo on what was supposed to be happening at this event
November 18th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
Nice collection :)
November 18th, 2008 at 08:25 am
Magic Missile that S H I T, son!
November 17th, 2008 at 11:56 am
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
November 17th, 2008 at 06:15 am
is the person on the far right of the first picture a fantasy muskrat or something? who would choose that?
November 16th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
Ba Ha!!! Cuntface kills me. Not sure if thats a guy or a girl though.
The one two pics down looks like a big gold plated penis.
November 16th, 2008 at 01:38 pm
Wow... I'm a LARPer in many ways. What you're seeing here are Amtgarders most likely. I also play Vampire the Masquerade. ;)
November 16th, 2008 at 11:42 am
That kinda hot blonde elf chick has to be some fat balk loser's Russian mail order bride. The only possible explaination.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:39 am
So this is what the holy taco staff does during the weekend???
November 15th, 2008 at 09:07 am
Almost like an SCA event...
November 14th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
He he... The guy on the right in the third last picture looks like Shrek!
November 14th, 2008 at 03:25 pm
Just thought I would point out that the vagina-face costume is trying to be Sauron's eye from Lord of the Rings. She did a pretty crappy job of it though, cause my penis gets confused when I look at it. Why do I feel like such a douche bag for posting this?
November 14th, 2008 at 02:36 pm
Buddy Ice knows exactly what this article is about.
November 14th, 2008 at 02:00 pm
Careful - The hot one with tits isn't real, although I'd still be the first to run a train on her. Every single one of these fuckwits has seen "Weird Science" - one of them figured out with his Wang computer how to make a girl, the shitty thing is her vag tastes like spam.
November 14th, 2008 at 01:26 pm
Seriously... this was the LAST gallery where I'd expect to see a nice rack. Unless it was some fat dude with boobs like Ted Kennedy.
November 14th, 2008 at 01:21 pm
I take great pride in the fact that I have no fucking idea it is that this article is about.
That chick had sweet tits though.
November 24th, 2008 at 05:47 pm
Wow, I used to LARP Vampire the Masquerade waaay back in the day. I haven't thought of that old Malkavian in a looong time. hee hee good times.
November 18th, 2008 at 01:36 pm
I think it is a female. French Tips? Not many men get a manicure before a LARPing session...
November 18th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Haha! Great comment. I was thinking that the whole time i was reading this.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:43 am
bald*
November 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Pretty sure that's a dude.
November 15th, 2008 at 07:43 am
Haha... good shit
November 15th, 2008 at 02:30 am
nice...that took some balls right there.
i commend you.