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20 Responses to "Laser Eyes Grandma!"

  1. CoolJames says:

    My guess is that the photographer was a sexy teen in hot pants, which explains Baldy and his grandpa’s state. Grandma is just shocked because prior to this, her grandson only went ‘boing’ for her. He’d never seen other grown gals. Well, except for his sister, but she’s gay.

    As for the three kids , they’re all dying to go to the john.

    Just a typical redneck hick family.

  2. Susie says:

    That guy is hung.

  3. Sick says:

    this image ruined my day

  4. lol says:

    Only because you were the kid standing next to him

  5. dildozer says:

    wish that was my uncle!

  6. Anonymously ill says:

    I wish you weren’t such a faggot.

  7. DonkeyXote says:

    Is granma a dick magnet or something, ’cause gramps there is pitching a tent of his own with a very suspicious dick orientation?

  8. DonkeyXotes Grandma says:

    Yes honey I am a dick magnet. Don’t you remember last night?

  9. DonkeyXote's Vagina says:

    Those are his keys you asshole.

  10. DonkeyXote says:

    How I crave to drive a rusty screw-driver across your fucking temples!

  11. Anonymously ill says:

    crybaby

  12. MOUSE says:

    hahaa… they are both pointing in her direction too

  13. Stink says:

    Looks like elephant dick runs in the family

  14. Zod says:

    Kneel before Zod.

  15. Scott's tot says:

    All this erectionage amid a busload of little girls is alarming.

  16. DonkeyXote says:

    hahahhahahahaa

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Damn it HT, how did you get ahold of this picture! Now I am going to have to leave the country, does anyone know how to get rid of DNA in a van?

  18. Nope says:

    Weren’t they in Little Miss Sunshine??

  19. WTF says:

    What a perv!

  20. Jerry says:

    Man, you people have no idea how hard it is to get laid when you are the proud owner of a pocket python. I have had chicks grab their clothes and run when they set eyes on Tiny Tim.
    More can sometimes mean a whole lot less.


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