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The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad

 

7 Responses to "The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad"

  1. cory says:
    As you may have noticed, our comment system is a bit buggy. We’re working on changing it and it should be waaaaaay easier to comment in the next week or so.
     
    Also, our penises are made out of thigh skin.
  2. Anonymous says:

    How has no one commented on this yet?
    [notice how didn't say the f word {not f***}]

  3. Three hundred grand and a new (and probably bigger) dick? Sign me up for a misdiagnosed flesh-eating bacteria infection in prison.

  4. Pratik says:

    Too bad the skin didn’t come from his ass. That’d give a new meaning to the term “buttsex.”

  5. Buddy Ice says:

    So does he have a dick-shaped hole in his thigh now?

  6. Lisa says:

    Note to self – don’t live anywhere with an HOA…… D’oh! Too late….

  7. Lisa says:

    Note to self – don’t live anywhere with an HOA…… D’oh! Too late….


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