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The Last Will And Testament Of A Fantasy Baseball Team

Each year millions of men spend countless hours on their fantasy baseball teams. They put so much time and effort into drafting, and then managing their squads, that they almost become part of the family. So what happens if someone in a fantasy league dies during the season? Does the team just sit there and die with them? Well, instead of letting that happen to my team if something happens to me before October, I thought I’d put together the Last Will and Testament of my fantasy keeper baseball team–outlining who and how I would like it to operate if I get drafted by God.
 
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12 Responses to "The Last Will And Testament Of A Fantasy Baseball Team"

  1. The Lizardking says:

    LMAO this is one of the more better articles i have ever read on this website…… instant classic

  2. mdogg says:

    Yes, hockey, the grand game. Totally a sport that has it over baseball………

  3. Blake says:

    Fucking Canucks

  4. Jelly Roll says:

    Rangers and Penguins can lick my taint. GO CAPS!!

  5. V says:

    I resent that you seem to think that only men put time into fantasy baseball. My team is my baby. I’m just saying.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Go Pens!!!

  7. Alex says:

    wow.. that was beautiful.. lol.. but baseball isn’t a very good sport for fantasy.. the sport itself is kind of boring.. go Red Wings!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Go Sharks!

  9. Anonymous says:

    What the hell happened to Article 2????

  10. www.thefitzgeraldhotel.com says:

    R.I.P.

  11. Izen says:

    Go fogg yourself..Screw the Pens, Screw the Red Wings, Ovechkin likes gargling Alexander’s Semin…..But seriously, Hockey is awesome, but just doesnt come close to baseball..theres a reason i finish bottom of the pack in fantasy hockey every year…bc baseball rolls around

  12. Anonymous says:

    best holy taco article ever