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Lauren Conrad Goes To White House

Normally, you have to have done something noteworthy to get an invitation to the White House, like be a war hero, or a nobel prize winner, or even a retarded kid who hit a bunch of three pointers in a high school game. The point is, you used to have had to do something. Now that’s changed. Usmagazine.com reports:

The HillsLauren Conrad is among the celebs on the list to attend the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner on April 26.

Perez Hilton, another attendee, will be a guest of the Bloomberg financial network.

Oooh! The show pig is going! I can’t wait until I see an article in Usmagazine.com shortly after that says “Perez says Cheney gave him HJ.” Seriously, who makes the guest list for this f*&king thing? I imagine this was the thought process:

WHITE HOUSE GUY #1: Let’s see, we have two spots left for the correspondents dinner.

WHITE HOUSE GUY #2: Why don’t we invite that soldier who had his nuts blown off while saving eight of his men, and his wife who struggles every day to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives?

WHITE HOUSE GUY #1: Mmmm, sounds like a bummer. Oooh! I know! What about Perez Hilton and Lauren Conrad?

WHITE HOUSE GUY #2: Perfect! See, that’s why you’re you.

3 Responses to "Lauren Conrad Goes To White House"

  1. heythere says:

    What a fuckin’ joke. You think that they could at least try to do it on the sly. Pay some reporter on the Washington post to write a story on how they broke in or somthing. Yet another black mark on our nations highest post.

  2. Pratik says:

    At least it’s not another batch of ex-con former Enron executives.

  3. joey says:

    i hope she shaves that mustache before she hits up the white house otherwise they may think shes hiding weapons of mass destruction in it.