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Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired

I really love it when people continue to put out stories as if stuff that happened on “The Hills” is real life.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Despite reports, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port weren’t given the pink slip by Teen Vogue.

“I just thought it was time for them to try something new,” Editor-In-Chief Amy Astley told Usmagazine.com

If you listen really closely, you can hear the sound of an MTV executive’s hand up this woman’s ass while they puppeteer her.  For the love of God, just admit that the show is fake and MTV decided they want LC and the other chick not named LC to do some other shit.  I mean honestly, them continuing to pretend it’s real is the equivalent of me walking in on my girlfriend blowing some dude and her turning to me and being like “Oh, hi honey, we’re just rehearsing for a play.”

Asked if the show is scripted she replied, “I think why they say all that is because there’s so much editing.”

Excuse me, people are not retarded.  We realize and understand the process of editing.  I’m not a dock worker in the 1920s.  I don’t shit my pants in amazement when they cut from one angle to the other.  People think it’s fake because:

  • a) we’re expected to believe that Lauren Conrad would take an internship where she makes nothing even though she’s making 25Gs an episode from MTV.
  • b) they cut to five different angles in a conversation yet we see no cameras even though it’d be physically impossible to not see any unless you did more than one take of a scene
  • c) why the hell do I care so much?

2 Responses to "Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired"

  1. Kerri says:

    Damn it. I hate/love that show. You know what I thought was amazing? The fact that LC and Lo decided that they wanted to move into a house together and like 5 minutes later, they are all moved into the most gorgeous house ever. Moving is the most stressful pain in the a*% ever. That would have been great reality TV!

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