Lauren Conrad, star of “The Hills,” otherwise known as “The show you put on mute and masturbate to,” may no longer work at Teen Vogue, the magazine she works at in the show, according to usmagazine.com.
When last seen on “The Hills,” [Conrad] and fellow Teen Vogue intern Whitney Port had gone to Paris to help magazine editor Kimball Hastings cover the Crillon Ball.
But after that, reports Women’s Wear Daily, quoting a rep for the fashion magazine, “The girls have moved on from Teen Vogue.”
First off, I’m not gonna even address the fact that this show is more fake than the last orgasm my girlfriend had. Secondly, of course she’s not gonna work at vogue anymore! This girl’s got ideas of her own! Don’t take my word for it, check out all the crazy things she can do with a scarf! A scarf people!
I read that she doesn’t live in the apartment that they film the show in anymore either. She moved on to a 3 million dollar house. Guess our little girl is all grown up and making a shitload of money
dude, you are on the ball today:
“The show you put on mute and masturbate to
“more fake than the last orgasm my girlfriend had”
Excellent!
cute scarf.
I read that she doesn’t live in the apartment that they film the show in anymore either. She moved on to a 3 million dollar house. Guess our little girl is all grown up and making a shitload of money
You too would be living in a 3 million dollar house if you can come up with such creative uses for a scarf.