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At Least It Wasn’t The Other Way Around. That Could Have Ended Badly

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18 Responses to "At Least It Wasn’t The Other Way Around. That Could Have Ended Badly"

  1. Jess says:

    What’s grosser than gross? Ten dead babies in a trash can. What’s grosser than that? One dead baby in ten trash cans.

  2. Thatguypete says:

    They also thought they found one in the toilet. It was just a brown baby boy that I gave birth to from eating too many burritos…

  3. Dspayre says:

    …………yawn………yawn………………………………………………………sigh,………..

  4. DeucePickle says:

    Yeah, if it had been a burrito was found in a baby, well, that would have just been awful.

  5. g-man says:

    Too long, didn’t read

  6. T says:

    Why do idiots respond with stupid comments like this, it would take less time to read then it does to respond you fuck tard…

  7. CJ says:

    Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!

  8. UnderSurveillance says:

    It wasn’t just a burrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!
    First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.
    Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.
    Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of monterey jack cheese.
    Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.
    Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.
    Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.
    Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.
    Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili

  9. Anonymous says:

    too long! didn’t read!

  10. WOW says:

    I’m pretty sure that was from SNL or MadTv years ago. Nice throwback.

  11. Anonymous says:

    plus, you probably just got it from thisiswhyyourefat.com, you unimaginative asshole.

  12. Anonymous says:

    I’m fucking stupid and can’t read

  13. Liam says:

    Yeah. What if they found a trash can in a baby? Or is that not what you meant?

  14. Felicia-O says:

    No lie. An old bitch I once worked with saw a black man put a plastic shopping bag in the trash can outside our building and said she was going to call the police because she just knew there was a fetus in the bag. She made me go look and it was filled with wet paper towels. So, I tied the plastic bag over her head and let her suffocate. Then I called the police and blamed it on the black guy. Okay. The last part about homicide is made up. But the rest is true.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Too long didnt read

  16. Buddy ice's smarter brother says:

    so THATS what was in Casey Anthony’s trunk. Florida owes $indy an apology.

  17. Hot Dip says:

    I’d say it was a burrito too just so I wouldn’t have to deal with.

  18. Anonymous says:

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