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At Least It Wasn’t The Other Way Around. That Could Have Ended Badly


18 Responses to "At Least It Wasn’t The Other Way Around. That Could Have Ended Badly"

  1. Jess says:

    What’s grosser than gross? Ten dead babies in a trash can. What’s grosser than that? One dead baby in ten trash cans.

  2. Anonymous says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    I’m fucking stupid and can’t read

  4. Anonymous says:

    plus, you probably just got it from thisiswhyyourefat.com, you unimaginative asshole.

  5. WOW says:

    I’m pretty sure that was from SNL or MadTv years ago. Nice throwback.

  6. Hot Dip says:

    I’d say it was a burrito too just so I wouldn’t have to deal with.

  7. Anonymous says:

    too long! didn’t read!

  8. CJ says:

    Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!

  9. UnderSurveillance says:

    It wasn’t just a burrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!
    First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.
    Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.
    Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of monterey jack cheese.
    Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.
    Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.
    Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.
    Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.
    Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili

  10. Thatguypete says:

    They also thought they found one in the toilet. It was just a brown baby boy that I gave birth to from eating too many burritos…

  11. Buddy ice's smarter brother says:

    so THATS what was in Casey Anthony’s trunk. Florida owes $indy an apology.

  12. Felicia-O says:

    No lie. An old bitch I once worked with saw a black man put a plastic shopping bag in the trash can outside our building and said she was going to call the police because she just knew there was a fetus in the bag. She made me go look and it was filled with wet paper towels. So, I tied the plastic bag over her head and let her suffocate. Then I called the police and blamed it on the black guy. Okay. The last part about homicide is made up. But the rest is true.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Too long didnt read

  14. Dspayre says:


  15. DeucePickle says:

    Yeah, if it had been a burrito was found in a baby, well, that would have just been awful.

  16. Liam says:

    Yeah. What if they found a trash can in a baby? Or is that not what you meant?

  17. T says:

    Why do idiots respond with stupid comments like this, it would take less time to read then it does to respond you fuck tard…

  18. g-man says:

    Too long, didn’t read