Lego people are pretty awesome. They’re basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position. The latter provided me with literally hundreds of hours of entertainment when I was little as I’d take a lego guy and walk up to my brother and his girlfriend when they’d make out, and start moving the lego guys hand back and forth towards it’s crotch and saying in a high pitched lego voice “yeah, yeah, do that shit. Do it. Niiiice. Don’t stop..” Then his girlfriend would go “ew, you’re brother’s disgusting” he’d come and tie me to our fig tree for a while. Totally worth it though. Anyway, as much as I love Legos, I have to say, Lego really crapped the bed on this one. Entertainmentwise.com reports:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are amongst a host of celebs who have been made into Lego figures.
The Hollywood golden couple are even holding baby Lego characters to represent two of their many offspring.
Why did lego make Angelina Jolie and Amy Winehouse look like angry ducks, and make Brad Pitt look like he just realized he entered a women’s bathroom. I love that they gave Lego Winehouse tattoos. I think she should have also come with Lego crack rock fits inside her Lego asshole when the Lego police arrive.
Anyway, I started thinking that maybe they should take other toys and make celebrity versions of them. Like, I think they should give Jennifer Garner a Master of The Universe version of herself.
That’s far more accurate than the Lego Angelina.
Holy Taco! Is that the Laura Croft / Joilie leggo, with the Tech 9 AND the baby attachments? Nice!
disney:legos::ducks:chicks.
That Masters of the Universe Jennifer Garner would go great with a My Little Pony Sarah Jessica Parker.
why are they all in thongs, i wonder..
oh holy taco, you just had to drag He-Man into to this didn’t you!!!! didn’t you!!!!
At least lego wont have to go out of their way to make a couple of brad and angies babies yellow right?