Um, I’m not even going to oral sex guess what’s oral sex happening in that oral sex picture on the right.
Leonard DiCaprio must be voting absentee, because right now he’s living the good life with his hot girlfriend Bar Refaeli down in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
I wonder if right after the Super Bowl ended, his assistant dumped a bucket of Gatorade on him and some dude with a camera ran up to Leo and was like “Leo, the guy who bangs your ex-girlfriend just lost the Super Bowl! What are you gonna do?!” and Leo’s like “I’m going to Puerto Vallarta!”
It looks like while Leo was mostly enamored by his girl’s assets, he also made sure to keep up to date on his BlackBerry and document his vacation on his digital camera.
You can’t see it in the picture on the above left, but I’m actually there, behind him, snapping off a picture of what he’s looking at in his camera.
Celebrities are just like us.