While this instructional video for when cashiers should or should not sell booze to drunken customers is awesome, I was hoping the wife would show up and say, "He has CEREBRAL PAULSY! You people are evil!"
But instead, she apologized and went outside to get drunkenly beaten by her husband (or so we all assume.)
The Watchmen was pretty bad, just saw it last night. They made it into what seemed like a romantic comedy and I feel like i'll never recover from it. Oh yeah, and they didn't write the fucking squid into the movie. RIP Watchmen
1. It's obvious that the conveyor belt was too fast and that's what made the guy stumble. Look at it, as soon as he puts the bottle down that fuckin' thing takes off, not once, but twice.
2. That fat Mormon behind the register had no right to hide his bottle under the counter. Think about it, you're 35, 40 years old, and some limp dick kid tries to fuck with you ... you'd be pissed off too.
3. This is the last gripe, I swear. His wife looks like a young Bea Arthur. Did you see the look on his face when she grabbed and startled him? He was like, "Fuck it, I've got to deal with this shit, and then go home with my fucking pig wife AND have no booze? It's not worth it man, my life sucks." I wouldn't be surprised if he went home and sucked on the business end of a 12-gauge.
So yea, I don't agree with the message in this video.
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March 6th, 2009 at 06:42 am
The Watchmen was pretty bad, just saw it last night. They made it into what seemed like a romantic comedy and I feel like i'll never recover from it. Oh yeah, and they didn't write the fucking squid into the movie. RIP Watchmen
March 6th, 2009 at 07:23 am
There's a bunch of things wrong about this video.
1. It's obvious that the conveyor belt was too fast and that's what made the guy stumble. Look at it, as soon as he puts the bottle down that fuckin' thing takes off, not once, but twice.
2. That fat Mormon behind the register had no right to hide his bottle under the counter. Think about it, you're 35, 40 years old, and some limp dick kid tries to fuck with you ... you'd be pissed off too.
3. This is the last gripe, I swear. His wife looks like a young Bea Arthur. Did you see the look on his face when she grabbed and startled him? He was like, "Fuck it, I've got to deal with this shit, and then go home with my fucking pig wife AND have no booze? It's not worth it man, my life sucks." I wouldn't be surprised if he went home and sucked on the business end of a 12-gauge.
So yea, I don't agree with the message in this video.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Winner of best comment of the week. LOL!
March 6th, 2009 at 07:31 am
I like Mega Meat Lover's at Denny's
March 6th, 2009 at 08:36 am
If that's what my wife looked like I would be perpetually hammered as well.
March 6th, 2009 at 09:12 am
It's obvious that the guy has had a stroke and has cerebellar ataxia. That's discrimination... he should sue them
March 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am
*PALSY
March 6th, 2009 at 11:36 am
LOL, Christopher Titus is funny.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Everyone knows you make the sober chick with glasses buy the booze... Dumb ass...
March 8th, 2009 at 07:40 am
At least he gets to go home and have sex with that beauty
March 9th, 2009 at 05:20 pm
You didn't show the rest of it! She walks back in 2 minutes later with a black eye and buys the bottle.
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