When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us. Here are some letters written to those a-holes:
I hate the slutty costume shit, on anyone. It's almost as bad as the 'cute' Halloween stuff I see around town. (As in, they'll have a ghost, but it'll be wearing sneakers.)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 29th, 2009 at 09:55 am
well played ht
October 29th, 2009 at 11:07 am
That vampire one at the end gave me a good laugh.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:51 am
They last one was so funny I could not stop laughing
October 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
LOL, this was a good one HT
October 29th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
more of this font designed to look like handwriting. you aren't fooling anyone and you know you aren't.
October 29th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
You forgot to add the people who give out religous phamphlets. Those people piss me off....
October 29th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Laughed throughout! A+
October 29th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I hate the slutty costume shit, on anyone. It's almost as bad as the 'cute' Halloween stuff I see around town. (As in, they'll have a ghost, but it'll be wearing sneakers.)
October 29th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
so true
October 29th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
these letters should be left next to flaming bags of dog shit on the porches of the people they are about.
October 29th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
I like candy corn
October 29th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
i like turtles
October 29th, 2009 at 07:44 pm
and i bet u like twilight too paul right?
October 29th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
Nosferatu was epic, but not sexy. :|
October 29th, 2009 at 09:35 pm
"frantically trying o clean doo doo out of my pants with a stick" THATS AN INSTANTCLASSIC OMG LMAO
October 31st, 2009 at 02:20 pm
A STICK, dude!!
October 30th, 2009 at 08:20 am
Meh.
October 30th, 2009 at 01:11 pm
Lots of laughs, thanks guys.
HOLY TACO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 1st, 2009 at 05:54 pm
The last one had me shitting my pants laughing
November 2nd, 2009 at 04:10 am
Don't forget the douchebag who gives out toothbrushes.
November 5th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
Would this qualify for a modified "shit pants treatment"... see how to hook up with a bridesmaid.
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