When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us. Here are some letters written to those a-holes:
I hate the slutty costume shit, on anyone. It’s almost as bad as the ‘cute’ Halloween stuff I see around town. (As in, they’ll have a ghost, but it’ll be wearing sneakers.)
I like candy corn
and i bet u like twilight too paul right?
Nosferatu was epic, but not sexy.
“frantically trying o clean doo doo out of my pants with a stick” THATS AN INSTANTCLASSIC OMG LMAO
i like turtles
Meh.
Lots of laughs, thanks guys.
HOLY TACO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A STICK, dude!!
The last one had me shitting my pants laughing
Don’t forget the douchebag who gives out toothbrushes.
Would this qualify for a modified “shit pants treatment”… see how to hook up with a bridesmaid.
well played ht
That vampire one at the end gave me a good laugh.
They last one was so funny I could not stop laughing
LOL, this was a good one HT
more of this font designed to look like handwriting. you aren’t fooling anyone and you know you aren’t.
You forgot to add the people who give out religous phamphlets. Those people piss me off….
Laughed throughout! A+
I hate the slutty costume shit, on anyone. It’s almost as bad as the ‘cute’ Halloween stuff I see around town. (As in, they’ll have a ghost, but it’ll be wearing sneakers.)
so true
these letters should be left next to flaming bags of dog shit on the porches of the people they are about.