When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I’d grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they’d been “nancying around like a bunch of sissies, and it was time to pay the piper,” then I’d tear the shirt off i was wearing that I had pre-cut to tear. Then one time my brother hit me with a chair and my mom stopped letting us do that. So it provides me much joy that the speeches I gave then, are really similar to the speeches the Hulkster gives now, except his are about his messy divorce. Usmagazine.com reports:
WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan says he has fought a lot of bad guys in his day, but none compare to his wife.
“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into,” he tells Usmagazine.com.
“You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots,
tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!”
I like how he’s giving a statement on his divorce in character as the Hulkster. I really hope Cuba Gooding Jr. gets inspired by Hulk and starts giving interviews in character as the retarded kid from that movie Radio. I can only dream.
What kind of dirty tricks is Hulkster saying she did? Maybe she stacked the jury. If we see this, then maybe he’s right: