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Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I’d grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they’d been “nancying around like a bunch of sissies, and it was time to pay the piper,” then I’d tear the shirt off i was wearing that I had pre-cut to tear. Then one time my brother hit me with a chair and my mom stopped letting us do that. So it provides me much joy that the speeches I gave then, are really similar to the speeches the Hulkster gives now, except his are about his messy divorce. Usmagazine.com reports:

WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan says he has fought a lot of bad guys in his day, but none compare to his wife.

“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into,” he tells Usmagazine.com.

“You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots,
tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!”

I like how he’s giving a statement on his divorce in character as the Hulkster.  I really hope Cuba Gooding Jr. gets inspired by Hulk and starts giving interviews in character as the retarded kid from that movie Radio.  I can only dream.

What kind of dirty tricks is Hulkster saying she did?  Maybe she stacked the jury.  If we see this, then maybe he’s right:

8 Responses to "Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster"

  1. Awesome post….the hulkster will eventually run wild on her!!!!! Hulkamania.
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  2. Pratik says:

    So what’s scarier… that Hulk seems to be in this state of mind 24/7, or how freakish/bitter Linda looks?

  3. L says:

    Did Linda have a stroke? Half of her face seems to be falling off.

    If she actually did have a stroke I’m going to feel really bad.

  4. Henry G says:

    That has to be the funniest photoshop pic I have ever seen, and whats even more funnier is that I can see a reality show outta there divorce. Hogans Knows Lawyers!

  5. Supernetuser says:

    Hulk Hogan is just going downhill right now. It happens.

  6. Eric says:

    That reminds me of the one time that I was eating an apple while waiting for the bus.

  7. Well that’s horrible how the whole family is going downhill. At leeast he doesn’t break character! Unless it’s all for publicity, which is possible! If it isn’t, I wouldn’t be surprised if Hulk roams the streets like
    this which is still pretty impressive.

  8. That was not a nice trick.