Today Lindsay Lohan told Usmagazine that she is in fact, bi-sexual. If you're wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won't. But personally, it's going to affect my life. Specifically, it's probably going to affect the scenario I create in my head the next time I jerk off. In order to show you how it might, I've gone ahead and written a script of said scenario. I'm looking for a studio to give me some funding.
Wow, simply amazing. I do hope you actually wrote that on a typewriter and then scanned in the paper. Ahh, fuck it. I'll shoot the porno if you ever get the funding.
Scene 2 should have Al Pacino walk in with a subpoena and when you ask why you even got involved with this operation in the first place, Al Pacino points to Yasmine Bleethe (when she was still hot) and roars "Because she's got A GREAT ASS!!!"
How much Funding are we talking here?!?!? Can you imagine the amount of money you'd rake in. Those two whores are desperate for money anyhow. The biggest expense would be the Special effects and the Pool of Nacho Cheese.
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November 10th, 2008 at 05:14 pm
November 10th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
Wow, simply amazing. I do hope you actually wrote that on a typewriter and then scanned in the paper. Ahh, fuck it. I'll shoot the porno if you ever get the funding.
November 10th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
This was surprisingly arousing. I tried to make it all the way through, but nutted at the mention of the Chargers winning a Super Bowl.
November 10th, 2008 at 04:42 pm
Scene 2 should have Al Pacino walk in with a subpoena and when you ask why you even got involved with this operation in the first place, Al Pacino points to Yasmine Bleethe (when she was still hot) and roars "Because she's got A GREAT ASS!!!"
Ferocious, aren't I?
November 10th, 2008 at 04:58 pm
Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one that nuts at the thought of the Chargers winning the superbowl...uuuhhhhggghhhhh....
November 10th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
If you want to know true misery you should try being a Saints fan. Maybe we'll see a Saints/Chargers Super Bowl in the next couple of decades.
November 11th, 2008 at 07:21 am
How much Funding are we talking here?!?!? Can you imagine the amount of money you'd rake in. Those two whores are desperate for money anyhow. The biggest expense would be the Special effects and the Pool of Nacho Cheese.
November 11th, 2008 at 01:32 pm
Go Saints
November 21st, 2008 at 09:34 am
I LIKE her freckles... -_-
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