Today Lindsay Lohan
that she is in fact, bi-sexual. If you’re wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won’t. But personally, it’s going to affect my life. Specifically, it’s probably going to affect the scenario I create in my head the next time I jerk off. In order to show you how it might, I’ve gone ahead and written a script of said scenario. I’m looking for a studio to give me some funding.