This is how you know you might have picked the wrong vice presidential candidate: When Lindsay Lohan is giving words of advice to her and they only sound partially retarded, instead of fully. Usmagazine.com reports:
“I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves,” Lohan said when discussing the teenage pregnancy of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
She went on to say “i also think…wait, hold on, I can’t remember the rest of what my publicist wrote for me. Hold on, let me look for it in my purse. By the way, who the f*&k is Sarah Palin? Is she some- oh, wait, found it!”
I wish Lohan had a talk with Bristol Palin about what can result from being sexually active. “Look, there’s two types of penises; regular penises, and penises with cocaine on them. Both are awesome and should be put in your mouth, but one is more awesome.”
I wish Lohan was running for president. I’m going to be incredibly bored watching Obama-McCain debates. I’d maybe like to see this debate instead:
Lohan is clearly much more confident than the Evil Terminator 2 robot, who seems to forcing his unwanted “apocalypse” agenda on people.