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Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Pics courtesy of celebslam

People are all over this “Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian” thing.  Would that really be that surprising?  On a scale of things that are surprising, I would put that right below “The end of the M. Night Shyamalan movie the Village where it turns out it’s present day.”  Meaning, not surprising at all, and more just who gives a shit.

Here’s Lindsay at Disneyland with Samantha Ronson.  Maybe they got it on earlier on the log ride, maybe they didn’t.  Either way, this photo is not proof she’s a lesbian, thus, it’s not news.  Now, this photo, this photo would be news:

Editor’s note: I honestly don’t know what I’d do without that photo of Osama.  I’m pretty sure I’ve inserted in to at least 25 family photos and sent it to my older relatives who don’t even know photoshop exists, just to confuse them.  I need to get a life.

11 Responses to "Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland"

  1. chad2bert says:

    Are they riding in lohans vagina? it looks happy at least. I never thought it would seat 4 people…

  2. vagibond says:

    lol g’damn you got owned.

  3. Anonymous says:

    holy shit it does….creepy.

  4. NO says:

    Now somebody spoil the ending of Lord of the Rings… that last one! I would love to see someone pull that of!

    But on a more serious level, is it just me, or does that DJ-girlfriend look pretty much like the leave-britney-alone dude? I mean, that’s one fucked up fetish, Lindsay!

  5. Narf says:

    Haha, that’s awesome. I guess I never thought much about it or noticed it, but now that you mention, I have seen that Osama photo quite a bit on this site.

  6. L says:

    I don’t believe anyone who claims to have predicted the end of The Village. I know one guy who did, but I bet 90% of the people who now call it “predictable” would not have been able to tell you how it would end. If “predictable” means “stupid,” then I guess it’s appropriate. But it doesn’t.

  7. g'damn says:

    was it really nessisary to ruin the end of that movie for this dumb ass article? so what if its a few years old I haven’t seen it yet. you unoriginal douche bag, thanks alot

  8. justin says:

    Are you fucking kidding me? I ruined the movie for you? When were you planning on watching that? I’m pretty sure you don’t need a spoiler alert when a movie is four fucking years old. Hold on, I think I have one more I can ruin, In Godfather II, Michael kills Fredo.

  9. Pratik says:

    Ya Justin. what’s your problem. Don’t go and spoil any more movies for us. I’m planning on watching this one adult film “Honey, I Blew… Everybody.” I have my own theories about the ending and how the plot turns out, what with the screenplay’s original twists and superb imagery and symbolism. So don’t tell me the ending to that one (because I know you’ve probably watched it already).

  10. SkiBum says:

    What the fuck?! Who the hell is Fredo?! You ruined everything!

  11. Keeblerkahn says:

    Hey g’damn, you might want to stay away from the directors cut of Free Willie. Three words for ya, Japanese Whaling Ship! You don’t even see it coming until the close up of the harpoon hits him. Oh, and Soylent Green is people! It’s PEOPLE!!!!