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Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison for being an idiot.  To show her appreciation, and why she’s an idiot, she took the time to write "f*ck U" on one of her fingernails.  She’s a classy broad.  And now, hilariously, that little passive aggressive silent bitch fets may net her a contempt of court charge and yet more jail time.  If only she’d chosen one of her other nail designs, she might have gotten away with it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

12 Responses to "Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs"

  1. Billy-Bob says:

    this pic is propably best pic of her after rummours video… quite cute.

  2. JesusC says:

    Lame… this was already done on Bite Daily. Way to steal ideas.

    http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2010/07/10-ways-lindsay-lohan-could-have-avoided-going-to-prison

  3. Billy says:

    I’ve always felt that the movie “Mean Girls” was never given the respect it deserved, a highly under rated film!

  4. Ian Fortey says:
    You’re right.  I used my time machine to steal this idea, then came back to the day before they posted theirs, uploaded mine, and waited till 5 on the 8th to put it up live.  You have a future in detective work.
  5. king raccoon says:

    mine would say “ass” “ass” and “ass”

  6. RalphMalph says:

    Actually Lindsay, I’d rather you didn’t f*ck me, because lord knows what disease you’d pass on.

    Self-indulgent, spoiled little bitch.

  7. 00kla the M0k says:

    Before any of us get too happy about this entitled celebrity getting her just desserts, let us recall the case of Paris Hilton in which she only had to freak out a bunch and presto! house arrest instead and even reduced sentence. Be ready for the delights of the imagined tortures of correction to be snuffed out by typical hollywood justice/lack of.

    A part of me just wants to see her naked for her crimes. A sentence of mandatory government-issue hardcore porn films. Someone should make that spoof pron anyhow. SENTENCED TO PORN vol 7

  8. MoFlagsMoHos says:

    Sounds good to me… stocks and public bukkake, like the pilgrims used to do.

  9. Pants Alive says:

    Yeahhhh!!

  10. She's Right You Know says:

    LOL@ 00kla the Mok!! Sentenced to porn! I noticed you posted that at 4:20pm. very appropriate. Hahaha!!

  11. Dr POoPenHEiNZ says:

    this bitch is just fucking nasty ! she once was hot now she looks like a crack head with money i hope she does the full 90 days

  12. Gainer says:

    What a pussy 90 days, quit cryin you dumb bitch but atleast ACT (I know its tough for you) like you have some dignity.


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