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Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

posted 02/19/2008
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Sometimes when you’re a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan’s dad, and you don’t talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say stuff that you think good dads say.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Michael Lohan still hasn’t seen those topless shots of his daughter Lindsay.

“I’m not going to look at the photos – that’s my daughter!” said her father Michael Lohan.

Good for you Michael Lohan!  You sir, are a number one dad.  Here’s some other stuff Michael Lohan says he won’t do.

  • Videotape his daughter having sex then sell the video for profit
  • Shoot paint balls at his daughter from point blank range
  • Light his daughter on fire

Man, what a dad!  In fact, I think he deserves a shirt!

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8 Responses to "Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics"

  1. Katy says:
    February 19, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    So wait – does this mean Joe Simpson is NOT a #1 dad?

  2. quarrygirl says:
    February 19, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    hilarious. seriously.

  3. Degenerate says:
    February 19, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    to be honest she didint look that good…way too many freckles

  4. Chaosman says:
    February 19, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Dammit…another cool shirt I can’t wear. I knew I shouldn’t have looked.

  5. dickgrays1 says:
    February 19, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Well, by this standard, he’s a better dad than either Joe Simpson or Donald Trump . . .

  6. Matt Stolarz says:
    February 20, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Isn’t fine if you look, but don’t touch?

    I mean he bathed her as a child? and she’s still the same age mentally

  7. BlaBla says:
    February 22, 2008 at 7:50 am

    Haha, dude, your “comments” to your own post are great, i love them

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    June 12, 2009 at 5:45 am

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