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LL Cool J Creates Clothing Line For Sears


When I was little, the coolest people in the world were LL. Cool J. and Steve Guttenberg. Now, alas, it seems only Steve Guttenberg is still cool. NME.com reports:

LL Cool J has joined forces with US chain store Sears to create a range of clothing for juniors.

Wait, they sell clothes at Sears? I’m not a well dressed dude by any stretch of the imagination, but if I walk into a store and see a circular saw on sale, that to me is a pretty clear sign saying “Don’t purchase clothes here. They may not be of the highest quality or fashion.” Wait, but what will his line of clothes be called?

The line, called LL Cool J for Sears, will see the rapper create clothing for young boys and girls

Wow.  It’s nice that he put some effort into naming his clothing line.  I can’t wait until he has a couple more children and names them “LL Cool J’s Son,” and “Don’t touch my stuff.”  It’s sad to see a rapper you thought was hard core totally and completely sell out.  I feel just like I felt after they made Capri Suns flat on top so that it was easier to poke a straw through their top.  Sure maybe more people will enjoy them now, but they lost their edge that made me love them.  Anyway, I have an advance copy of one of the shirts.  Let’s take a gander.

6 Responses to "LL Cool J Creates Clothing Line For Sears"

  1. Keeblerkahn says:

    Could be worse I guess. It could be the LL Cool J KMart line.

  2. Pratik says:

    Hey Keeblerkahn… Sears owns KMart now, so it actually is worse.

  3. nikki says:

    I was in Sears in NY and it’s actually pretty cute. For girls stuff at least, i havn’t seen the guys section. you might have to dig a little, but I have a few hot shirts from there, and a dress. I love LL Cool J……… so hot! and damnnn…. look at that picture

  4. matty says:

    Shouldn’t he have made a clothing line for L.L. Bean? LL Cool Beans, yo.

  5. babs says:

    May I highly recommend finding/downloading the song ‘Second Round K.O.’ by Canibus – you won’t be disappointed.

  6. Me says:

    Sears does not own KMart….Kmart owns Sears