Obviously you don't love dogs or realize that a dog that looks like that(,) or can pose for such a badass picture is a fucking legend in the dog world. This dog can not only melt steel with a glancing fart, he can impregnate humans and most marsupials with a casual lick to the face. He's a friendly guy, and a lick to the face from him for a marsupial is the human equivalent of getting blessed by john the baptist... except he's a dog, and he ain't baptizin'... he's fuckin....
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The bottom line is... if you had a dog like this, and had a brainheart, you would have been ten years ahead of posting this Bizarro-wanted poster (sometimes called a "gotted" poster) to boast of how fucking badass your dog is. So, by posting "i don't get it...", you're wasting far more time for readers of this post than I am; that's based purely on the entertainment value of our subject matter. (+1 point for proper use of semicolon.) You have been slain. Good day.
you are a dumb ass, this pic was made by a women,,, the part that say "MotherFucker" which mean this Dog really is a mother fucker, and "he's in my BIG ASS back yard" is he's fucking her ass,, dont be a fucking smart ass and putting people down with your post.
Cats are better. Dogs are stupid, filthy animals. Anything that doesn't have the sense to stop eating and would literally, eat itself to death, belongs on under my car.
if you fall in your house and die, dogs won't eat your dead body. cats will. cats will fucking eat your dead body. they will eat you. now imagine if you fall, and paralyze yourself from the neck down. i would feel more comfortable with my dog sitting by my side, or trying to get help. compare that to seeing your cats eat you alive.
WOW...I wonder if they should check IDs at the door before you're allowed to post comments.
I'm willing to bet my prized nuclear waffle iron that the long winded posts are from the same flamer who seems to always rant for the sake of believing that someone actually gives a shit about what he thinks.
Shame there's always some asshole out to ruin everyone's fun just for the sake of being noticed.
You should run for president. Worked for him.
That dog is so beautiful I wouldn't mind nibbling on the soft clammy part of his lips, you know the part where the lower lips meet the upper lips and it sticks out a little when it's mouth is closed. Numm numm numm.
Man, oh man, so many people just getting upset at each other because people are expressing their sense of humor. I'm glad we can spend all this time together though fellas. It makes me feel like we're all making a difference in this world.
Btw, I heard that dog really did impregnate several marsupials, mostly oppossums, but all the bastards were stillborn. So thats the other side of the story.
1. Dogs will not eat themselves to death, or millions of years of Canines would not have survived and evolved. They are like any other predator, they eat their fill and stop.
2. They will eat their dead owner, if they get hungry enough.
I would eat the majority of you assholes just out of spite for being the morons you are.
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January 30th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
i don't get it...
January 31st, 2009 at 12:20 am
Obviously you don't love dogs or realize that a dog that looks like that(,) or can pose for such a badass picture is a fucking legend in the dog world. This dog can not only melt steel with a glancing fart, he can impregnate humans and most marsupials with a casual lick to the face. He's a friendly guy, and a lick to the face from him for a marsupial is the human equivalent of getting blessed by john the baptist... except he's a dog, and he ain't baptizin'... he's fuckin....
***
The bottom line is... if you had a dog like this, and had a brainheart, you would have been ten years ahead of posting this Bizarro-wanted poster (sometimes called a "gotted" poster) to boast of how fucking badass your dog is. So, by posting "i don't get it...", you're wasting far more time for readers of this post than I am; that's based purely on the entertainment value of our subject matter. (+1 point for proper use of semicolon.) You have been slain. Good day.
February 1st, 2009 at 05:42 am
Minus 10 point for calling an apostrophe a semi-colon. Talk about making an ass of yourself, sheesh.
Remember, there's always somebody smarter than you! You'll learn that once you grow up big and tall and stop being such a douche.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am
I believe that there is in fact a semicolon there bud.
February 1st, 2009 at 09:02 pm
Dude there are absolutely no semicolons in any of the previous posts. End of argument.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:46 am
" I am; that's "
is that not a semi-colon, right there in the middle?
now stop calling each other asses
fools
February 2nd, 2009 at 08:28 am
Oops. I stand corrected. Didn't realize he was referring to his own eloquent post.
February 3rd, 2009 at 01:16 pm
Oh i see. You must admit though that it's a little strange to be patting ones self on the back? A bit like Napoleon Dynamite.....yessssss.
February 1st, 2009 at 05:42 pm
you are a dumb ass, this pic was made by a women,,, the part that say "MotherFucker" which mean this Dog really is a mother fucker, and "he's in my BIG ASS back yard" is he's fucking her ass,, dont be a fucking smart ass and putting people down with your post.
April 5th, 2009 at 06:43 pm
minus those ten points for using ",,," as an ellipse...
February 6th, 2009 at 09:43 pm
Plus ten for proper semicolon use. Minus ten for reference to the "naked that."
April 5th, 2009 at 06:44 pm
minus those ten points for using ",,," as an ellipse...
April 19th, 2009 at 09:05 am
I think Kenny Powers posted this..
January 31st, 2009 at 09:27 am
Cats are better. Dogs are stupid, filthy animals. Anything that doesn't have the sense to stop eating and would literally, eat itself to death, belongs on under my car.
The pic is win though.
January 31st, 2009 at 09:56 am
Is that a joke? Dogs are far superior to cats. Cats are nothing but dumb domesticated rodents with fur.
February 1st, 2009 at 09:10 am
I am pretty sure most rodents have fur too. But Whatever.
February 1st, 2009 at 09:54 pm
if you fall in your house and die, dogs won't eat your dead body. cats will. cats will fucking eat your dead body. they will eat you. now imagine if you fall, and paralyze yourself from the neck down. i would feel more comfortable with my dog sitting by my side, or trying to get help. compare that to seeing your cats eat you alive.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
I'm pretty sure that dogs, being the scavengers they are, would eat your dead body.
February 23rd, 2009 at 01:49 pm
*resents that*
BARK ARFF GRWOOOAOOWL ARK FARFF FARRRF!! YAP!
January 31st, 2009 at 01:27 pm
WOW...I wonder if they should check IDs at the door before you're allowed to post comments.
I'm willing to bet my prized nuclear waffle iron that the long winded posts are from the same flamer who seems to always rant for the sake of believing that someone actually gives a shit about what he thinks.
Shame there's always some asshole out to ruin everyone's fun just for the sake of being noticed.
You should run for president. Worked for him.
January 31st, 2009 at 03:22 pm
that was some long winded rant you gave there
January 31st, 2009 at 07:28 pm
WOW.. you had me at your flame intro
January 31st, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Let me absolve all the negative feelings we have and say one thing...
It's a fucking dog. I eat animals that are probably cooler than dogs. End of story.
January 31st, 2009 at 02:49 pm
i have an itchy ass
January 31st, 2009 at 04:43 pm
I will give it to that dog, pretty great pose. Its giving you the "Yeh I did just fuck your girlfriend" pose.
January 31st, 2009 at 08:41 pm
you hit bottom and scraped walls......
January 31st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
the dog is cross eyed...
February 1st, 2009 at 05:30 am
What dog?
February 1st, 2009 at 05:27 am
you're a dog. a fuckin gay dog man whore ass shittty
February 1st, 2009 at 09:50 am
That dog is so beautiful I wouldn't mind nibbling on the soft clammy part of his lips, you know the part where the lower lips meet the upper lips and it sticks out a little when it's mouth is closed. Numm numm numm.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
...numm numm numm... laughed out l
February 1st, 2009 at 03:00 pm
wtf dog love. Does this look like www.dogpenisinmymouth.com? Get the hell out of here.
February 2nd, 2009 at 09:15 pm
Lighten up honky, it was supposed to be a joke.
February 1st, 2009 at 05:35 pm
I'm enjoying the comments more than the actual picture at this point.
February 2nd, 2009 at 01:00 am
That dog does look pretty fucking awsome, he looks like the joker in dog form. totally kick ass
February 3rd, 2009 at 06:54 am
I'm so glad so many of you love that dog...it'll be taking each of you anally in HELL!
February 4th, 2009 at 07:51 pm
Man, oh man, so many people just getting upset at each other because people are expressing their sense of humor. I'm glad we can spend all this time together though fellas. It makes me feel like we're all making a difference in this world.
Btw, I heard that dog really did impregnate several marsupials, mostly oppossums, but all the bastards were stillborn. So thats the other side of the story.
I'm so bored,
You're dumb.
February 6th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
no, YOU look at THIS dog *zzzzzip*
February 7th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
1. Dogs will not eat themselves to death, or millions of years of Canines would not have survived and evolved. They are like any other predator, they eat their fill and stop.
2. They will eat their dead owner, if they get hungry enough.
I would eat the majority of you assholes just out of spite for being the morons you are.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:46 pm
xerxes backwards is sexrex
just sayin...
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