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…numm numm numm… laughed out l
xerxes backwards is sexrex
just sayin…
I’m so glad so many of you love that dog…it’ll be taking each of you anally in HELL!
That dog does look pretty fucking awsome, he looks like the joker in dog form. totally kick ass
wtf dog love. Does this look like http://www.dogpenisinmymouth.com? Get the hell out of here.
1. Dogs will not eat themselves to death, or millions of years of Canines would not have survived and evolved. They are like any other predator, they eat their fill and stop.
2. They will eat their dead owner, if they get hungry enough.
I would eat the majority of you assholes just out of spite for being the morons you are.
I’m enjoying the comments more than the actual picture at this point.
Lighten up honky, it was supposed to be a joke.
you’re a dog. a fuckin gay dog man whore ass shittty
no, YOU look at THIS dog *zzzzzip*
Man, oh man, so many people just getting upset at each other because people are expressing their sense of humor. I’m glad we can spend all this time together though fellas. It makes me feel like we’re all making a difference in this world.
Btw, I heard that dog really did impregnate several marsupials, mostly oppossums, but all the bastards were stillborn. So thats the other side of the story.
I’m so bored,
You’re dumb.
That dog is so beautiful I wouldn’t mind nibbling on the soft clammy part of his lips, you know the part where the lower lips meet the upper lips and it sticks out a little when it’s mouth is closed. Numm numm numm.
hey
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you hit bottom and scraped walls……
minus those ten points for using “,,,” as an ellipse…
minus those ten points for using “,,,” as an ellipse…
Plus ten for proper semicolon use. Minus ten for reference to the “naked that.”
” I am; that’s ”
is that not a semi-colon, right there in the middle?
now stop calling each other asses
fools
Dude there are absolutely no semicolons in any of the previous posts. End of argument.
you are a dumb ass, this pic was made by a women,,, the part that say “MotherFucker” which mean this Dog really is a mother fucker, and “he’s in my BIG ASS back yard” is he’s fucking her ass,, dont be a fucking smart ass and putting people down with your post.
Oh i see. You must admit though that it’s a little strange to be patting ones self on the back? A bit like Napoleon Dynamite…..yessssss.
Minus 10 point for calling an apostrophe a semi-colon. Talk about making an ass of yourself, sheesh.
Remember, there’s always somebody smarter than you! You’ll learn that once you grow up big and tall and stop being such a douche.
Oops. I stand corrected. Didn’t realize he was referring to his own eloquent post.
I believe that there is in fact a semicolon there bud.
if you fall in your house and die, dogs won’t eat your dead body. cats will. cats will fucking eat your dead body. they will eat you. now imagine if you fall, and paralyze yourself from the neck down. i would feel more comfortable with my dog sitting by my side, or trying to get help. compare that to seeing your cats eat you alive.
Cats are better. Dogs are stupid, filthy animals. Anything that doesn’t have the sense to stop eating and would literally, eat itself to death, belongs on under my car.
The pic is win though.
Is that a joke? Dogs are far superior to cats. Cats are nothing but dumb domesticated rodents with fur.
*resents that*
BARK ARFF GRWOOOAOOWL ARK FARFF FARRRF!! YAP!
I’m pretty sure that dogs, being the scavengers they are, would eat your dead body.
Let me absolve all the negative feelings we have and say one thing…
It’s a fucking dog. I eat animals that are probably cooler than dogs. End of story.
WOW…I wonder if they should check IDs at the door before you’re allowed to post comments.
I’m willing to bet my prized nuclear waffle iron that the long winded posts are from the same flamer who seems to always rant for the sake of believing that someone actually gives a shit about what he thinks.
Shame there’s always some asshole out to ruin everyone’s fun just for the sake of being noticed.
You should run for president. Worked for him.
that was some long winded rant you gave there
WOW.. you had me at your flame intro
the dog is cross eyed…
What dog?
I am pretty sure most rodents have fur too. But Whatever.
I will give it to that dog, pretty great pose. Its giving you the “Yeh I did just fuck your girlfriend” pose.
i don’t get it…
Obviously you don’t love dogs or realize that a dog that looks like that(,) or can pose for such a badass picture is a fucking legend in the dog world. This dog can not only melt steel with a glancing fart, he can impregnate humans and most marsupials with a casual lick to the face. He’s a friendly guy, and a lick to the face from him for a marsupial is the human equivalent of getting blessed by john the baptist… except he’s a dog, and he ain’t baptizin’… he’s fuckin….
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The bottom line is… if you had a dog like this, and had a brainheart, you would have been ten years ahead of posting this Bizarro-wanted poster (sometimes called a “gotted” poster) to boast of how fucking badass your dog is. So, by posting “i don’t get it…”, you’re wasting far more time for readers of this post than I am; that’s based purely on the entertainment value of our subject matter. (+1 point for proper use of semicolon.) You have been slain. Good day.
I think Kenny Powers posted this..
i have an itchy ass