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Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome groom, dressed in his father’s suit and probably wearing too much Drakkar, is clearly devoted to his blushing and raisin-esque bride. I’ve never met these two, but I have a feeling that they just might make it. At least until he puts her in an old-age home and blows her Social Security checks in Vegas.

See more wedding photos after the jump.

via funnlove.com

45 Responses to "Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing"

  1. Brendonia says:

    I bet she gives great head.

  2. Fabio says:

    Chicken croquettes shaped like drumsticks (aka coxinha) and rissoles. The thing in the upper left looks like some sort of sfiha.

  3. Keith says:

    I wonder if she lets him play his Xbox when he’s a good little boy.

  4. JayRock says:

    Tay Zonday is not 24! and if shes 48 then i havent been born yet!

  5. fred says:

    She has a bigger mustache that he does

  6. liz says:

    Well, ewwww…I’m 47 and she looks older than my mom and he looks younger than my son. And, Brendonia, I don’t even want to think about it.

  7. Tank says:

    I really hope she is loaded or has a vagina like velvet and melted butter.

  8. Disgusted With Myself says:

    Tank’s comment strangely turned me on.

  9. Andy Jacobs says:

    Seniors and melted butters is my fantasie too…

  10. Romi says:

    No, no, no… there was a confusion… she’s 84, not 48… :)

  11. Buddy Ice says:

    That’s not melted butter in there, that’s the reminisce of a botched abortion from 1963

  12. Pratik says:

    Good thing the lovely lady is a registered nurse at the old peoples’ home: that discount on orthopedic shoes will come in handy over the years.

  13. Matt says:

    Ah, come on, isn’t it a good thing that people get together not based on looks?

  14. Mr. Balls says:

    I don’t care how great the pussy or head must be, I could never look her in the eyes while doing it without being totally grossed out enough to lose my erection.

  15. Gummi says:

    OMG this is against nature.

  16. anon says:

    that is the only virgin they could find within a two day horse ride from their town. And hey, she is not that pretty, but at least he won’t get stds, although she should probably take care of that mole.

  17. She must be rich……………………

    Or that lil kid in his daddys suit is blind,and has no ability to smell.

  18. roxanna says:

    ……how beautiful the children will look :]

  19. ayesha says:

    I guess the publisher wanted to make some news out of this pics!! I feel tat it is tat lady`s bday n tat guy is her grandson. even if they r married then they cant get intimate as the lady is very old to have forgotten the basics n the guy is too young to know anything!!

  20. Natalia says:

    You have got to be kidding me ! =)

  21. Schmuck says:

    I wonder if she does anal?

  22. sprocket says:

    in the honeymoon instead of bj he got chewing gums

  23. Damma de Copas says:

    mas que coisa mais linda!!!
    ¬¬
    Brasil me mata, viu!

  24. steve says:

    I don’t think she’s and old lady. I think she’s a MAN. Look again.

  25. unablogger says:

    Brendonia-
    you stole my thunder. exactly what i was gonna say…

    my guess is they are either both retarded or he didn’t have any choice and it was arranged.

    guess it all feels the same with the lights out?

    coyote ugly!

  26. dangertoon says:

    we need more insights on this….where the FUCK did they meet? how did they FUCKIN fall in love??? how isnt the guy in rehab yet?

  27. Newt says:

    Why is there a placenta on the wedding cake?

  28. Quincunx says:

    The first pic says:

    “What God has joined together, man will never separate.”

    If you see a friend with a lady monster like that, please take action…

  29. gstar says:

    48? from the looks of it, you’re about 20 years off the mark.

  30. Joni says:

    “You should be kissing her feet and kissing her mole…. Everyone gets enough food down here in… rotten coochie land…”

  31. Rob says:

    She’s not 48. My grandma looks younger and she was in her 70′s.

  32. boogie says:

    Wedding cake with pigs in blankets, maybe mozzarella sticks, what could be chicken nuggets and…sandwiches?

  33. I could see the possibilities of that flabby skin area around her neck.

    -DT

  34. oliver says:

    Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ___Tallmingle.c o m___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
    i am wrong.

  35. Buddy Ice says:

    Wait, isn’t that the guy from the “Chocolate Rain” video? You know, the one where it says “I move away from the mic to breath”, in subtitles.

  36. ade says:

    That’s A Love Bro…DON’T BE PANIC, IT’S A REAL…so let them enjoy the love.

  37. Kadda says:

    I’d take him. Why the hell…?

  38. Booz says:

    Maybe money talking hehehehe….

  39. dee says:

    ha ha ha

    againts nature isn’t it…

    but what the hell…

    he may sees the angel in her eyes…

    love can be so blind…

  40. Having Nightmares says:

    He’s on drugs..

  41. dead head banger says:

    Ok, yeah she’s real old and he’s real young, and it is pretty easy to make fun of them, but c’mon. Let ‘em love each other.

  42. Mallory says:

    Look at the body language – he does not look devoted, or even happy. He looks stiff and uncomfortable.

    Could be he’s self-conscious having his photo taken, but he looks happiest in the photo where there are lots of presents, and he isn’t touching her or looking at her.

    She doesn’t look very happy either.

  43. Moony Anus says:

    eHarmony FTW, baby!!!

  44. Anonymous says:

    my eyes!! o.O

  45. Phil Jones says:

    Thats SO hot! I puked AND ate it again. Taste better the second time after seeing this.