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“Love-Making Jesus” Might Be A Little Blasphemous

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38 Responses to "“Love-Making Jesus” Might Be A Little Blasphemous"

  1. asfd says:

    Then Sam Kinison is a pussy.

  2. AnonymousG says:

    get the jesus blowup doll out of your ass, its clearly a joke

  3. Anonymous says:

    Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

  4. Connor says:

    So is this real? I want one. I wanna fuck his foot holes.

  5. Anony Mouses says:

    AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! BEST EVER!! I will no lnger use the words “epic win” anymore as this is the most win EVER!

  6. FUCK RELIGION says:

    you’ve just removed my comment!!!so much for freedom of speech!!land of the free?MY ARSE!!!go and suck a muslim!!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Fucking great! Wonder if Mary Magdalene did Jesus in the “Greek” opening?? But you have to think, the son of God and only 7 inches… Really?? I’d have done it BIG!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    how do i go about getting one of these?
    and what colors do they come in?

  9. Anonymous says:

    Simply beautiful.

    I came so very, very hard.

  10. Aaron says:

    Someones getting the express elevator to Hell, before the last gasp.That one was just dead assed wrong.

  11. Anonymous says:

    LMFAO!!! This is wonderful!! I’d fuck jesus in a heartbeat!

  12. Anonymous says:

    Hilarious. All you religious folk should just relax and take it easy it’s only a joke. Jesus is probably laughing his fucking ass off reading this as we speak so take it easy.

  13. Anonymous says:

    hey i have an idea, let’s make fun of religion, that’s how i can get the attention my daddy never gave me. so original.

  14. Anonymous says:

    It’s the butt yo!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Can I get a black Jesus to bang? I’m so hard right now!

  16. Nintendophile says:

    What the Hell is a “Greek Opening”?

  17. Anonymous says:

    Sex must be weird for Jesus, having to scream out his dad’s name and all.

  18. Aaron says:

    Hell, even Sam Kinison would’nt touch that one.

  19. Anonymous says:

    FUCK YOU DUDE!!!!!!!!

  20. JohnnyBrillcream says:

    How about your Mom, Wife or Daughter as a fuck doll. Oh the hilarity. Oh, just lighten up, it’s a joke. The person who did this decided to desecrate a religion, not make a joke.

  21. Anonymous says:

    How will i know this is a real Jesus and not a copy made in china?

  22. Mr. Poopoopachu says:

    Putting the HOLY in HolyTaco, huh? Ugh.

  23. Anonymous says:

    This is too funny – all the “Real” Christians are angry because someone is making fun of their religion. . . something they have been doing to others for the past 2 thousand years!

  24. Anonymous says:

    im currently masturbating to this
    i hope god is watching me jizz all over myself

  25. Anonymous says:

    I’m just waiting on the ‘Muhammad’ fuck doll

  26. Anonymous says:

    so THAT’S what Jesus would do…

  27. Anonymous says:

    Hmmm Well, I guess that ‘his’ cross to bear..

    Lets ALL Sing together!!!
    Jeezus walks on water he’s the lifeguard at our pool..
    Jeezus walks on water he’s the lifeguard at our pool..
    Jeezus walks on water he’s the lifeguard at our pool..
    Jeezus Saves, Jeeszus saves, Jeezus saves…..

  28. asfd says:

    !!!!SAYETH THE LORD!

  29. bartleby says:

    my rod and my staff will comfort him

  30. Burt Reynolds says:

    Delicious.

  31. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  32. LOKi says:

    someones going to hell for this one!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Please read John 3:16-17 in teh Bible.

  34. Anonanonanon in Australia says:

    Damn…. I’m a pagan and that STILL bothers me….

  35. Anonymous says:

    In some countries the author of this would have been killed already. And by other countries I mean Utah.

  36. Goargh" says:

    Naaa read Leviticus 18:22 the B1bl3 fhaaaazhizzle!

  37. Anonymous says:

    Absolutely disgusting! I hope who ever did this is forgiven by the lord. Me, I’d just send the fucker to hell.

  38. Anonymous says:

    damn the holy ghost got hot


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