This is the cover of Madonna‘s new album “Hard Candy.” I’m not bothered by the fact that she’s made a new album. What bothers me is that she’s really old and gross and she’s dressed like a small child who wandered into her parents closet and started putting stuff on, only her parents are Stone Cold Steve Austin and a Croatian hooker. Here’s what Madonna has to say about her album:
Madonna has already claimed her new album Hard Candy, will “kick your ass.”
This is kind of sad. It reminds me of when I go back home and my dad tries to relate to me by asking me if I watch “the ock.” Then I have to tell him, that a)It’s pronounced “The O.C.” b)It’s been cancelled for over a year and c)No, because even I’m too old to watch it. I feel like seeing Madonna on that album cover would be like seeing George Brett suit up again for the Royals and announce he’s hitting third. But she’s determined to sell albums. I took it upon myself to create what her 2010 Album will have to look like in order to sell copies.