Remember the "Magic 8-Ball" toy you had as a kid? You'd ask it a yes or no question like "Will I have live to be 100," "Will I go to college," or "Is my uncle a pedophile?" and it would magically give you answers like, "Most Likely," "It Is Very Doubtful," "Ask Again," or "As I See It, Yes." But with our economy crashing down around us, we thought the Magic 8-Ball could use an update. Here it is:
Every person that mentions the 'economic crisis' I feel like punching them. It is everywhere, and I cant get away from it. We are being told by every media source, families, friends, people we don't know, that this is the worst thing going on in the world right now and how are we going to make it out of this mess, even hearing jokes revolving around it pisses me off, I just cant get away from it, not even on the Taco.
I will project that many many more women turn to porn
like the german & French women in world war II having sex for chocolate bars
..but let's face it...that's why some of us are here ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I told my 4 year old that Santa can't afford to give bad kids coal because technically it would be worth more than the toys the good kids receive. Therefore bad kids get bags of poop for Christmas. He very much likes this idea.
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March 10th, 2009 at 10:23 am
The joke is on you taco. I'm already eating feces.
March 10th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
Too fuckin funny spanky, LOL
March 10th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Every person that mentions the 'economic crisis' I feel like punching them. It is everywhere, and I cant get away from it. We are being told by every media source, families, friends, people we don't know, that this is the worst thing going on in the world right now and how are we going to make it out of this mess, even hearing jokes revolving around it pisses me off, I just cant get away from it, not even on the Taco.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
But how will you feel about it when you're blowing homeless dudes?
March 10th, 2009 at 11:26 am
not very good :(
March 10th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Same...
March 10th, 2009 at 11:15 am
wah wah
March 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I think if the "Offspring Burning" could refer to the band and their albums, I could make this work. Mouthwash is available in the future, isn't it?
March 10th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
#7, I gotta blow homeless dudes for money, but I can afford a real 8-ball. That's a lot of homeless dudes to blow.
Better get down to Lower Wacker in the Chi.
March 10th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
your guy's stuff is great but id say your comments are the funniest. they're fuckin hilarious.
March 10th, 2009 at 01:54 pm
I've been living like a hermit lately because of the economic bullshit. I can't even afford to pay attention.
March 10th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
I will project that many many more women turn to porn
like the german & French women in world war II having sex for chocolate bars
..but let's face it...that's why some of us are here ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
March 10th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
You mean I could be getting PAID for blowing homeless dudes?
March 11th, 2009 at 08:22 am
ya and i already blow homeless guys for $$!! lol
March 12th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I told my 4 year old that Santa can't afford to give bad kids coal because technically it would be worth more than the toys the good kids receive. Therefore bad kids get bags of poop for Christmas. He very much likes this idea.
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