A “Magic 8-Ball” For The New Economy

15 Responses to "A “Magic 8-Ball” For The New Economy"

1. Dom says:

   March 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm

   I told my 4 year old that Santa can’t afford to give bad kids coal because technically it would be worth more than the toys the good kids receive. Therefore bad kids get bags of poop for Christmas. He very much likes this idea.

2. RoboPanda says:

   March 10, 2009 at 7:49 pm

   You mean I could be getting PAID for blowing homeless dudes?

3. Maple Hyrup says:

   March 10, 2009 at 11:05 am

   Every person that mentions the ‘economic crisis’ I feel like punching them. It is everywhere, and I cant get away from it. We are being told by every media source, families, friends, people we don’t know, that this is the worst thing going on in the world right now and how are we going to make it out of this mess, even hearing jokes revolving around it pisses me off, I just cant get away from it, not even on the Taco.

4. cory says:

   March 10, 2009 at 11:08 am

   But how will you feel about it when you’re blowing homeless dudes?
5. Joker says:

   March 10, 2009 at 11:15 am

   wah wah

6. Anonymous says:

   March 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm

   your guy’s stuff is great but id say your comments are the funniest. they’re fuckin hilarious.

7. Pratik says:

   March 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm

   I’ve been living like a hermit lately because of the economic bullshit. I can’t even afford to pay attention.

8. Dom says:

   March 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm

   #7, I gotta blow homeless dudes for money, but I can afford a real 8-ball. That’s a lot of homeless dudes to blow.

   Better get down to Lower Wacker in the Chi.

9. uglysexy says:

   March 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

   I will project that many many more women turn to porn
   like the german & French women in world war II having sex for chocolate bars
   ..but let’s face it…that’s why some of us are here ;p
   http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

10. Danielle says:

    March 11, 2009 at 8:22 am

    ya and i already blow homeless guys for $$!! lol

11. spanky says:

    March 10, 2009 at 10:23 am

    The joke is on you taco. I’m already eating feces.

12. Anonymous says:

    March 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Too fuckin funny spanky, LOL

13. cory says:

    March 10, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Same…
14. Maple Hyrup says:

    March 10, 2009 at 11:26 am

    not very good

15. Random Asshole says:

    March 10, 2009 at 11:20 am

    I think if the “Offspring Burning” could refer to the band and their albums, I could make this work. Mouthwash is available in the future, isn’t it?