Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!

posted 04/10/2008
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If there’s two things I really hate, it’s when I track mud into my house, and when a beloved pet of mine dies. Well, now there’s one answer…for both! That’s right, now you too can enjoy the memories of your beloved deceased pet every day by turning him into a door mat. Not only will you relive all the wonderful memories you shared every time you step on him, you’ll also keep those new hardwood floors spotless!

According to an italian website called river-blog.com, there’s a dude producing gems such as this one:

Doesn’t he look peaceful?! Not to mention, do you see any messy footprints on the ground around him? I don’t! Maybe the Italians have it right. Here we are belaboring over the death of family members when the process of coping could be so much easier if we turned them in to a coffee table that could be the center piece of any successful party! Bellisimo!

Tags: 2008-04, Blog entry, cat mat, dog mat, italian, News

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6 Responses to "Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!"

Barry McOckinner says:

April 10, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Fuck…you guys sure have a hard-on for flattened animals.
Fred Barnes says:

April 10, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Personally, I’m more of a flattened insects guy
Forexster says:

April 11, 2008 at 6:35 am

How could you do this to your pets?
Just take a reason not to do this is,
would we get one of our decease family
to get their skin show on our sofa chair?
There are number of ways to show
your love to your passaway pets but
surely it is insane to do this.
kopps says:

April 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm

what the hell is wrong with these people???!!!
that is disturbing and i’d honestly rather put down a horse with a broken leg than turn an animal into a floor rug
Static says:

April 13, 2008 at 10:56 pm

OMG!!!!! THIS IS F***ING AWESOME!!! OKay, if this is real… I’m going to go kill m dog right now so I can do this!!!! YES!!!
jford says:

May 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm

I think I’m gonna barf….

Here’s an article on how to kill your dog…

http://www.ehow.com/how_2264134_kill-your-dog.html

Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!

6 Responses to "Make Your Dog or Cat Into A Floor Mat!"

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