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Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

911 is probably the most important phone number in our society. It’s a dependable lifeline you can reach out to when you are seriously injured, being attacked…or if that lazy Subway sandwich artist leaves the important sauces off your sub. According to jacksonville.com (of course this happened in Florida):

A hankering for special sauce at his neighborhood Subway led a Jacksonville man to dial 911 – twice – after the sauce was left off his spicy Italian sandwich.

Reginald Peterson, 42, told officers he called the emergency number so he could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. A few minutes later, he dialed 911 again to complain the police weren’t arriving fast enough.

Peterson walked into the Arlington sandwich shop about 7:45 p.m. Thursday and ordered two subs – a spicy Italian with everything and a chicken breast. When he discovered the spicy Italian didn’t have sauce, he demanded that it be corrected, according to a police report.

Employees told police the burly construction worker became belligerent while a sandwichmaker was working on his order, then went outside to call 911 “so that the police could have his sandwich made to his specifications,” the report said.

“We put everything that he asked for on it, and he comes back hollering at everyone,” said one employee, who wouldn’t give her name because of company policy. “He was mad because we didn’t put any sauces on it.”

When officers showed up, they said, they attempted to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.

He couldn’t be located Saturday for comment .

As for the sandwiches, Peterson instructed officers to throw them in the garbage.

The garbage? Now that’s a real reason to call 911. Those sandwiches didn’t hurt anyone. They were just lacking a little sauce. Shouldn’t the ACLU open up a sauce relocation program for wayward sandwiches? We can’t let these sandwiches die in vain, people. This is America.

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6 Responses to "Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce"

  1. suck it says:

    suck my cock jacksonville

  2. Pratik says:

    So he’ll dial 911 to have a sandwich made correctly, but he won’t dial the cops when someone is stranded on the side of a road because their car broke down. Man has his priorities set right.

  3. Jacksonville says:

    Jacksonville. Represent.

    i got your sauce right here.

  4. Bryan says:

    OMFG!!! That’s priceless!

  5. jaxboy says:

    that’s right, when you need the sauce, you need the sauce.


  6. disnutt says:

    dumass!!! thats good for him getting lockup.