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Man Crashes Through Store Front To Steal One Sex Toy

  
Cudos to this man for going to such great lenghts to masturbate. Any normal guy would just do it the old fashioned way, or at least try to save the $300 to buy the f*ck doll, but not this guy. He wants to f*ck that sex doll tonight, and nothing is gonna stop him.
 
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9 Responses to "Man Crashes Through Store Front To Steal One Sex Toy"

  1. Anonymous. says:

    wow the economy must really suck ass when you are reduced to stealing sex toys

  2. A Different Anonymous. says:

    Also, $300 is a lot for a fake vagina.

  3. the first Anonymous. says:

    you can get a real one for up to an hour for $300

  4. ♥philosopher says:

    he didn’t forget to put it in park, taco, he knew exactly that the car would roll towards the opposite set of doors and save him some time. And the license plate was probably fake.

  5. Anon Ymous says:

    I think you are giving this guy FAR too much credit. Criminals are that stupid. Wait…unless you are that guy. Meh, either way, it’s a stupid thing to do.

  6. philosophur says:

    SORRY STORE.. I really wanted the new Ron Jeremy blow up doll with moving tongue.

  7. Yea boiii says:

    this is the epitome of a fucking loser and idiot

  8. Gaaaaahhhh says:

    It’s “kudos,” OK? KUDOS.


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