Cudos to this man for going to such great lenghts to masturbate. Any normal guy would just do it the old fashioned way, or at least try to save the $300 to buy the f*ck doll, but not this guy. He wants to f*ck that sex doll tonight, and nothing is gonna stop him.
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wow the economy must really suck ass when you are reduced to stealing sex toys
Also, $300 is a lot for a fake vagina.
you can get a real one for up to an hour for $300
he didn’t forget to put it in park, taco, he knew exactly that the car would roll towards the opposite set of doors and save him some time. And the license plate was probably fake.
I think you are giving this guy FAR too much credit. Criminals are that stupid. Wait…unless you are that guy. Meh, either way, it’s a stupid thing to do.
SORRY STORE.. I really wanted the new Ron Jeremy blow up doll with moving tongue.
this is the epitome of a fucking loser and idiot
It’s “kudos,” OK? KUDOS.