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Man Finds Mouse Baked Into Hot Dog Bun

The real question I have after watching this video isn’t how "pan accumulation" could take the perfect form a mouse with a tail and itty bitty widdle eyes, but how can I get the title of "Master Baker." I would love to show up at parties and tell people that I am a "Master Baker" but say it really really quickly. And then, just to drive the joke home, I would make the "jack off" motion as I said it.

3 Responses to "Man Finds Mouse Baked Into Hot Dog Bun"

  1. Boner says:

    Simple: if there’s no bones, it’s not an animal. It plainly looks like dark bread in the video…

  2. Anonymous says:

    That is absolutely disgusting, I’m never buying Arnold again.

  3. Pratik says:

    Reminds me of “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair.