Drinking and driving is a really crappy thing to do. So is farting on the cop who arrested you. According to WSAZ.com:
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
Farting on someone is considered battery? If the majority of the public knew that, I’m pretty sure every older brother in the free world would be in jail right now. And I’m really glad the officer noted that the “odor was very strong.” Of course it was. Whenever you break wind after 15 beers, it’s not going to smell like peaches and unicorns. It’s going to smell like death and ham.
I used to love farting on my ex-girlfriends. It’s so much fun. Nothing beats a morning-hungover dutch oven. Maybe that’s why i’m single?
Ding Ding, We have a winner.