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Man Makes Body-Part Bread

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Tired of eating bread that looks like…um, bread? Then you should move to Thailand so you can eat bread that looks like…um, body parts. According to InventorSpot.com:

Kittiwat Unarrom has a master’s degree in fine arts and creates bruised and battered heads, feet and other internal organs at a bread shop in Thailand.

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He started using his skills and made sculptures out of bread. This came naturally to him because his family runs a bakery. The bread is made out of dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate. He just adds his own touch to the finished product.

Aside from the fact that ol’ Kittiwat is a probably a child-murdering weirdo, I have to hand it to him for his realistic-looking body part bread. But, I wonder if making food that resembles things you don’t want to look at—let alone eat—is really the best business decision. Since his family makes their livelihood on selling their bread, this is how I imagine most conversations with his father sound like:

Dad: Hey Kittiwat, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a second.

Kittiwat: Not now. Making deformity.

Dad: Yeah, that’s actually what I wanted to discuss. Those bread sculptures are very realistic, son. But people aren’t really into eating…ya know, gruseome-looking body parts.

Kittiwat: What? Who say?

Dad: Well, people like to look at your disgusting creations, but they don’t really buy them. We have no money left for flour. Your sister starved to death last night and now she looks like one of your sculptures. The funeral is tomorrow.

Kittiwat: I take corpse. Use for model. Make more bread.

Dad: I hate you, Kittiwat.

[Curtain]

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8 Responses to "Man Makes Body-Part Bread"

  1. futten says:

    THATS i just messed up like not much else that guy just WTF man?! that guy is sick

  2. Huh says:

    Gotta hand it to him, the guys got talent.

  3. Reality King says:

    Fake! That’s not bread. Dude’s a serial killer.

  4. Matty D says:

    “This came naturally to him because his family runs a mass murder-fueled funeral home.”

  5. Keeblerkahn says:

    Has anyone actally tried it just to be sure it really is bread. Thats just freaky.

  6. gstar says:

    oh snap, that bread head looks suspiciously like that red dreaded dude with all the rings on his face… i wonder if he, too, tastes like bread.

  7. shafz says:

    yeah ryt, if thats chocolate and cashews, then im a flying pig

  8. bachman says:

    I googled “Left 4 Bread” and got this. Awesome.