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Man Sells Life On Ebay

posted 03/21/2008
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Wow, think he took that divorce pretty hard? What if no one buys his life? I’m smelling shame spiral followed by excessive drinking, followed by the alienating of his only friends. But, if his life does sell, then I’m tempted to sell mine. Things that I have of interest include:

  1. Shitty apartment
  2. Two Alex Rodriguez rookie cards in near mint condition
  3. 1999 Ford Ranger
  4. Ladainian Tomlinson powder blue Chargers jersey
  5. Unemployed friends both with and without drinking problems
  6. Copy of Tuesdays With Morrie that’s never been touched
  7. 20 Dollar gift certificate to Bed Bath and Beyond

I start the bidding at 10,000.

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8 Responses to "Man Sells Life On Ebay"

  1. Noseble3d says:
    March 22, 2008 at 8:04 am

    man id like to sell my life but keep my gf tho
    my best friend of 9 years asks me today is it ok he dating my exgirl of a year and half.
    fuck no it isnt asshole. u lost ur best friend. go fuck urself

    at least im glad i have a girl and friend who wont fuck me over.

  2. BBB says:
    March 22, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Is the Tomlinson jersey authentic?

  3. justin says:
    March 22, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Yeah, it’s the real deal my friend. It’s worth more than my entire wardrobe combined. I’m pretty sure that makes me a loser on several different levels.

  4. David says:
    March 22, 2008 at 10:07 am

    So.. where can you find this auction? Links? Talking ofcourse about the aussie not the ten bucks worth of accumulated garbage ;)

  5. jonze says:
    March 22, 2008 at 11:23 am

    I guess the most important questions here is, are these the Rodriguez foil leaf RC cards, or are these just the topp foils?

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  6. Happy Easter says:
    March 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    i have a 99 ranger too….is yours red with the step up bed?

  7. Princessrachel says:
    March 24, 2008 at 1:21 am

    $20.50 ;-)

  8. Noseble3d's Best Friend says:
    March 24, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Wasn’t so much asking your permission as letting you know. She’s tight.

    Yes, I’m an asshole, but not as much of an asshole as banned in hollywood spamfucker.


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