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Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back

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With the weekend just hours away, this news story seems pretty appropriate. According to ninemsn.com:

A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back.

Yury Lyalin, 53, had been drinking the night before the grisly discovery, when his colleague , who had also been drinking , stabbed him during an argument at work.

In a further bizarre element of the event, Mr Lyalin said he felt no resentment towards his knife-wielding colleague.

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he said.

Let me tell you, the world could use a few more Yuri’s running around. We all need to understand that, after a number of beverages, certain things happen. You might forget your wallet at the bar, you might need to go to the bathroom more than usual, or you also might drive a knife into you friend’s back. Hey, life is unpredictable. We all need to be a little more understanding with each other and turn the other cheek (just to make sure there’s not a knife sticking out of it.)

5 Responses to "Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back"

  1. Chaosman says:

    that picture is worth a post all by itself. lmao. DON’T EAT THE BLUE MINT. YOU CAN’T BE THAT HUNGRY DUDE!!!!!!!!

  2. Hooligan says:

    I’ve said it for years, I am not responsible for what I do when I’m drunk

  3. Steve says:

    Fuckin’ A Bro

  4. tears says:

    I laughed so hard while reading this i had tears streaming down my face. Kudos blogger

  5. hulo says:

    Its always racist in this MUTHAFUCKA