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Man With No Nose Kidnaps Insane Woman

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Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this one. This news report is like a fine wine that just keeps getting better as it goes along.

Here are some of the highlights:

1. There’s a man with no nose.
2. To drive home the point that he’s missing a nose, his nickname is “No Nose” Gardner. Click here to see him, if you really want to.
3. It doesn’t seem to be a big deal that she made it across the Mexican border with no money and no passport.
4. At one point, the reporter says “both were half dressed…and both smelled of alcohol.”
5. The man who smelled of alcohol claims his innocence by saying “we were having adult fun.”

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6 Responses to "Man With No Nose Kidnaps Insane Woman"

  1. KG says:

    I love sending videos like this to my friend who lives in Hemet (in the Inland Empire) to make him and his bitch ass wife realize they live in the shittiest part of the country.. muahaha

  2. tbo says:

    Nobody knows what goes with No-Nose! Oh noes!!!!

  3. The Shizz says:

    I looked at the pic of “No Nose” before watching the video and thought, “OK, that’s a pretty funny photoshop…”


    Oh Nohz! No Nose brokz da Internet!

  4. BUTTPOOPER says:

    why is every1 worried about this crazy bitch and her drunk boyfriend ? some1 clearly stole that guys nose! why aren’t the police and news helping him ffs!

  5. Jaxsun says:

    lol wut. how is it that the reporters got there before the police, she was just there, and how can this guy pass off duct taping his girlfriend/wife and dropping her off in mexico as “adult fun” this is jsut so confusing.

  6. Adam says:

    I think they should have taken her further in, possibly stuck a shirt on her that said fbi and dropped her off in cartel neighborhood. ummm i mean this is wrong who would do such a thing? yeah thats it