Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this one. This news report is like a fine wine that just keeps getting better as it goes along.
Here are some of the highlights:
1. There’s a man with no nose.
2. To drive home the point that he’s missing a nose, his nickname is “No Nose” Gardner. Click here to see him, if you really want to.
3. It doesn’t seem to be a big deal that she made it across the Mexican border with no money and no passport.
4. At one point, the reporter says “both were half dressed…and both smelled of alcohol.”
5. The man who smelled of alcohol claims his innocence by saying “we were having adult fun.”
Other crap to look at:
HolyTaco did an interview (gearcrave)
How to be a demolition derby driver (bushleague)
The Steelers and John McCain are old (withleather)