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BF Wonders If GF Is Delicious. Finds Out.

 

Every good woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. But Texas woman Jana Shearer took that old saying a little too far when her boyfriend Christopher Lee McCuin murdered her and then cooked parts of her body. According to CNN:

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer’s mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer’s body.

“We cannot prove that he did,” Smith told The Associated Press. “He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it.”

I know everyone’s going to jump on the “He did an unspeakable thing” bandwagon. But is it his fault that he was dating a delicious woman? Is it her fault that her muscle tissue went perfectly with a nice Chianti and some brussel sprouts? See, every story has two sides. Much like Jana Shearer’s body.

5 Responses to "BF Wonders If GF Is Delicious. Finds Out."

  1. NoPantsonMondays says:

    I like dark meat.

  2. quarrygirl says:

    that is SO SICK

  3. I eat people says:

    you are a sick bastard

  4. TB says:

    Who ever wrote this stupid comment is a fucking retard!

  5. You are an idiot says:

    You’re usually funny, but this is really bad form. Why don’t you go to her MySpace so you can put a human face with the woman you are making fun of?

    myspace.com/shedidthat06


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