Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He's denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.
And since Manny is quite possibly the world's stupidest human, we thought it would be interesting to see what his press conference speech sheet looks like. Here it is.
Man, you guys jumped the gun on this. Should have waited till the news broke that manram may have just wanted some help for him man ram (or to mask the fact that he was coming off steroid, but I chose to believe he is being suspended because he needed boner help, just out of the sheer hilarity of it)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 7th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Surprised he spelled Steroids right. Good for him.
May 7th, 2009 at 03:55 pm
He should...all he has to do is look at the label in his medicine cabinet
May 7th, 2009 at 01:40 pm
There's a reason that a Dominican is called "Dumb-In-A-Can".
May 7th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Man, you guys jumped the gun on this. Should have waited till the news broke that manram may have just wanted some help for him man ram (or to mask the fact that he was coming off steroid, but I chose to believe he is being suspended because he needed boner help, just out of the sheer hilarity of it)
May 7th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
LOL, thats jsut too funny dude!
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May 7th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
I get it. He doesn't speak English very well.
May 7th, 2009 at 05:48 pm
I'm glad you got it. I was worried people wouldn't.
May 7th, 2009 at 03:17 pm
I love the radio ads they've been playing in LA with manny saying "i'm baaaack" in a poltergeisty kindof way.
Guess who's got a new spokesman? "i'm on viaaagraa"!
May 7th, 2009 at 03:43 pm
i like how you guys do the same thing every time a big news story breaks
May 7th, 2009 at 05:20 pm
spot on!
May 7th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
I call shenanigans on these doodles!
A retard like Manny can't draw that well.
May 8th, 2009 at 09:20 am
Well think about it:
He IS in Los Angeles with all those HOTT California girls, so must need some boner assistance pills.
It yas goats to cho joo, en Los Angeles, joo dunt need to espoke engles to get de chicas!
May 8th, 2009 at 04:23 pm
Ummm...not the ones I'm with.
May 10th, 2009 at 02:46 am
Grab you bat and balls and give Sexy Babes in your local area A-Rod tonight...
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