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Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles

Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He’s denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.
 
And since Manny is quite possibly the world’s stupidest human, we thought it would be interesting to see what his press conference speech sheet looks like. Here it is.
 
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14 Responses to "Manny Ramirez’s Press Conference Doodles"

  1. Sexy Biatch says:

    Grab you bat and balls and give Sexy Babes in your local area A-Rod tonight…

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ummm…not the ones I’m with.

  3. Edwordrules says:

    Well think about it:
    He IS in Los Angeles with all those HOTT California girls, so must need some boner assistance pills.

    It yas goats to cho joo, en Los Angeles, joo dunt need to espoke engles to get de chicas!

  4. Too Soon? says:

    Surprised he spelled Steroids right. Good for him.

  5. Tyler says:

    He should…all he has to do is look at the label in his medicine cabinet

  6. Anonymous says:

    spot on!

  7. justin says:
    I’m glad you got it.  I was worried people wouldn’t.
  8. Anonymous says:

    I get it. He doesn’t speak English very well.

  9. Buddy Ice says:

    There’s a reason that a Dominican is called “Dumb-In-A-Can”.

  10. John Jitter says:

    LOL, thats jsut too funny dude!

    RT
    http://www.privacy-web.net.tc

  11. tacos?tacos. says:

    Man, you guys jumped the gun on this. Should have waited till the news broke that manram may have just wanted some help for him man ram (or to mask the fact that he was coming off steroid, but I chose to believe he is being suspended because he needed boner help, just out of the sheer hilarity of it)

  12. Mr. B says:

    I call shenanigans on these doodles!

    A retard like Manny can’t draw that well.

  13. Pierre says:

    I love the radio ads they’ve been playing in LA with manny saying “i’m baaaack” in a poltergeisty kindof way.

    Guess who’s got a new spokesman? “i’m on viaaagraa”!

  14. Anonymous says:

    i like how you guys do the same thing every time a big news story breaks


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