Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He’s denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.
And since Manny is quite possibly the world’s stupidest human, we thought it would be interesting to see what his press conference speech sheet looks like. Here it is.
Grab you bat and balls and give Sexy Babes in your local area A-Rod tonight…
Ummm…not the ones I’m with.
Well think about it:
He IS in Los Angeles with all those HOTT California girls, so must need some boner assistance pills.
It yas goats to cho joo, en Los Angeles, joo dunt need to espoke engles to get de chicas!
Surprised he spelled Steroids right. Good for him.
He should…all he has to do is look at the label in his medicine cabinet
spot on!
I get it. He doesn’t speak English very well.
There’s a reason that a Dominican is called “Dumb-In-A-Can”.
LOL, thats jsut too funny dude!
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Man, you guys jumped the gun on this. Should have waited till the news broke that manram may have just wanted some help for him man ram (or to mask the fact that he was coming off steroid, but I chose to believe he is being suspended because he needed boner help, just out of the sheer hilarity of it)
I call shenanigans on these doodles!
A retard like Manny can’t draw that well.
I love the radio ads they’ve been playing in LA with manny saying “i’m baaaack” in a poltergeisty kindof way.
Guess who’s got a new spokesman? “i’m on viaaagraa”!
i like how you guys do the same thing every time a big news story breaks