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Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.


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I’ve seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima’s comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos got caught in the dirt. Or maybe her 2-inch shorts were riding up her ass. Whatever the reason for her poor throw, it seemed like the forgiving Japanese fans and players were willing to overlook her blunder.

12 Responses to "Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy."

  1. old40ty says:

    she should of just flash her boobs and no one would of cared if she throw the ball

  2. Zachariah Carey says:

    “S T R I K E T H R E E ! ! ! !”

  3. KTFO says:

    Rough translation:
    Announcer 1: who the FUCK is she?
    Announcer 2: I dunno, but she’s making my weiner hard. BANZAI!!
    Announcer 1: DUDE! Don’t touch me with that thing.
    Announcer 2: My bad.

  4. Huh? says:

    I’m suprised that the ball even made it to the ground.

  5. Jimbo says:

    She just made Mr Burns’ day!

  6. Pratik says:

    She did that on purpose to look all girly and cute/dumb. You gotta get what you can at her age, though she still definitely looks good to me.

  7. Pratik says:

    She did that on purpose to look all girly and cute/dumb. You gotta get what you can at her age, though she still definitely looks good to me.

    And shame on you HolyTaco for Yahoo getting this up faster than you guys. They usually lag days behind :P

  8. john says:

    THE BALL MADE IF KNOWN FOR ALL. But we not everyone knew her face to face. I saw a pic by chance at myrichmatch.com like her. Did she really go there?

  9. john says:

    THE BALL MADE IF KNOWN FOR ALL. But we not everyone knew her face to face. I saw a pic by chance at myrichmatch com like her. Did she really go there?

  10. Bryan says:

    She’s got mad skills, hahaha

    Bryan
    http://www.easywindowshelp.com

  11. Reminds me of Aaron Heilman.