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Mariah Carey Wants To Be Stephen Hawking

Mariah Carey doesn’t like to talk when she’s on vocal rest. So, being the brain-genius that she is, she’s hatched a plan to use the famed physicist’s voice machine to make sure all her important messages get across. According to Female First:

She said: “Before a big show I have to do ‘vocal rest’ where I’m not allowed to speak for two days. It’s so boring having to write notes to everyone! I need Stephen Hawking’s voice machine for when I’m on vocal rest.

“I’d like a machine where I can just think and it comes out in a robot voice – that would be amazing!”

How important could Mariah’s messages be? I put together a sample robot voice so we can all get a feel for how Mariah would probably use it. Click here to hear it.

2 Responses to "Mariah Carey Wants To Be Stephen Hawking"

  1. mlove42 says:

    Who can blame her really? The woman needs to protect her voice so that its magic will continue to rain down upon all of us.

  2. AngelleeSEXY says:

    she is ready for the big fall – or more plastic surgery – we all can’t look as good as me…


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