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Mario Chalmers’ King Of Kansas

I’ve seen that really crappy Spike Lee movie with Ray Allen in it: If you’re a college basketball player, you get to do a lot of chicks. So I would imagine, if you’re a college basketball player that basically hits the game saving shot that leads your team to an NCAA championship, you probably come back to your dorm room to find that it’s made of naked chicks. The best part about this is that John Calipari would literally sacrifice a baby to win a national championship. In fact, here’s an internal memo from Satan I found today:

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