Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that’s the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding’s balls. What’s going on, Mario? You’re famous and you work out. I’m pretty sure you can pull girls who haven’t been on the cover of Turkish Prison Guard magazine. Weren’t you married to that Ali Landry chick for a few hours? Jesus. Somehow you’ve managed to make Screech’s retarded Dirty Sanchez the best thing to happen to all the Saved By The Bell alumni.