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Mario Lopez’s Girlfriend Puts The “Man” In “Woman”

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Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that’s the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding’s balls. What’s going on, Mario? You’re famous and you work out. I’m pretty sure you can pull girls who haven’t been on the cover of Turkish Prison Guard magazine. Weren’t you married to that Ali Landry chick for a few hours? Jesus. Somehow you’ve managed to make Screech’s retarded Dirty Sanchez the best thing to happen to all the Saved By The Bell alumni.

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12 Responses to "Mario Lopez’s Girlfriend Puts The “Man” In “Woman”"

  1. Yuri says:

    Mario is gay let him have a cover so he can still make some money.

  2. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-54346">May 13, 2009 at 11:52 am</a></div> <p>Your site is very good. Thank you for the opportunity to sign your guest book.<br /> I am from Western and learning to write in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “News about renault, avtovaz confirm their strategic partnership.After tata announced that it was open for talks with fiat to sell the nano globally, bajaj says it too will adopt the russian company avtovaz, maker of.”</p> <p>Thanks for the help <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Dixie.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9355"> <div id="comment-9355" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">gstar</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9355">May 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm</a></div> <p>First he stunk at broadcasting the sports for the Bayside news team. Then he totally lip synched all night at the prom. Now this.</p> <p>Brillo head goofs it up again.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9356"> <div id="comment-9356" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">B0B</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9356">May 26, 2008 at 2:45 pm</a></div> <p>Cow piss, meat nugget. Yum.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9357"> <div id="comment-9357" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Free_Britney</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9357">May 26, 2008 at 2:51 pm</a></div> <p>she is NASTY he could do better, he needs the Nuttcups Professor’s help to make his own girlfriend:<br /> <a href="http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-professors-companion.html" rel="nofollow">http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-professors-companion.html</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9358"> <div id="comment-9358" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">JW</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9358">May 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm</a></div> <p>Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over?</p> <p>Uh…..no</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9359"> <div id="comment-9359" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://etc' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>tallboy7</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9359">May 26, 2008 at 9:34 pm</a></div> <p>no no no… these are just bad shots of her. very bad, granted. but a couple magical hours in hair and makeup and bang. for real.</p> <p>same w almost all these ladies.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9360"> <div id="comment-9360" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Nightsinger</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9360">June 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm</a></div> <p>Karina is just having a day at the beach with no makeup. She’s a very beautiful and sexy lady and even like this is far from “manly”. If you want some big breasted cow, good for you. This lady is a highly trained athlete with an athlete’s bod. She’s also an amazing dancer and reportedly a great person.</p> <p>Mario has had his playboy days perhaps he has found a real person to love???</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-44064"> <div id="comment-44064" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">sheriff</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-44064">December 31, 2008 at 1:47 am</a></div> <p>no-homo? maybe you forgot that part.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9361"> <div id="comment-9361" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://www.acewigs.com/shop/wigs/Adolfo_Wigs/26988.php' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Huge Heffer</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9361">June 3, 2008 at 6:02 am</a></div> <p>Maybe if she put some lipstick and a nice wig on she’d look less like a he.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-9362"> <div id="comment-9362" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://www.acewigs.com/shop/wigs/Amore_Wigs/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Wigs</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9362">June 3, 2008 at 6:05 am</a></div> <p>Isn’t he the only one from Saved by the Bell without a sex tape?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-9363"> <div id="comment-9363" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Adamski</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9363">June 3, 2008 at 2:48 pm</a></div> <p>She looks pretty damn fine to me. Better looking than anyone you’re ever going to get it on with, anyhow!</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- begin ad-tag 300x250 --> <div id="div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"> <script type="text/javascript"> googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"); }); </script> </div> <!-- end ad tag --> </div> </div> <!-- START OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING TO COPY-PASTE --> <div id="mediaplayer" class="mediaplayer block"> <textarea class="lazyload-right"> <h2 class="heading"> This Street Fight Is So Well Filmed It’s Almost Art </h2> <div class="mediaplayerBox"> <iframe src="//break.com/embed/2655550?embed=1" width="300" height="250" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe> </div> </textarea> </div> <!-- END OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING --> </div> <br clear="all" /> </div> <!-- content end --> </div> <div class="footer_wraper"> <div class="footer"> <ul class="network_sites"> <li class="break"><a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Videos">Break.com</a></li> <li class="mademan"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/" target="_blank" title="Men's Guide">Made Man</a></li> <li class="gamefront"><a href="http://www.gamefront.com/" target="_blank" title="Game Front">Game Front</a></li> <li class="screenjunkies"><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/" target="_blank" title="Movie Reviews">Screen Junkies</a></li> <li class="cagepotato"><a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/" target="_blank" title="MMA News">Cage Potato</a></li> <li class="chickipedia"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/" target="_blank" title="Hot Pictures">Chickipedia</a></li> <li class="holytaco last"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Stuff">Holy Taco</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> if(typeof _brkPVO == 'undefined') var _brkPVO = 'pe=a&pi=1370'; (function() { var brkpv = document.createElement('script'); brkpv.type = 'text/javascript';brkpv.async = true;brkpv.src = 'http://media1.break.com/break/js/lamp/pageview.min.js?v=221'; document.body.appendChild(brkpv); })(); </script> <!--Plugin Missed Schedule 2013.0130.2222 Active - Key Tag: bkytCi8L522P8RbgYIlkQbL6Yz4JDvIWlTlXN5q776Yvq5t7gxkCvB643C7osdFV6--> <!-- Universal Footer --> <script type="text/javascript" data-site-id="HolyTaco" id="js-UniversalFooter"> (function() { var uf = document.createElement('script'), s = document.getElementById('js-UniversalFooter'); uf.type = 'text/javascript'; uf.src = '//cdn.sites.break.com/wp-content/themes/sites.break/universal-footer/UniversalFooter.js'; s.parentNode.insertBefore(uf, s); })(); </script> <div id="tracking" style="height:0px; width:0px; overflow:hidden;"> <!-- Start Comscore Beacon --> <script type="text/javascript"> document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + (document.location.protocol == "https:" ? 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