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Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer

January 22nd, 2009 | 01:37 pm
 
Mark Gormley is a Canadian singer-songwriter who will take everything you thought you knew about everything and totally awesome-ify it by a billionty millions. (English words do not do Mr. Gormley justice.)
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18 Responses to "Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer"

  1. Amazing!!! Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:50 pm

    Oh and I'd like to have sex with the chick in the video.

  2. SpedMan Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:57 pm

    What is up with all the constant reposts and reused material from other websites? Its getting old

  3. Anonymous Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:56 pm

    The song should be called "The Stalker" from the looks of things.

  4. General Chicken Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 02:59 pm

    Little Wings from Mark Gormley is better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw

    The way he constantly changes his stance after each verse keeps you thinking!

  5. Buddy Ice Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 02:52 pm

    This was about as uncomfortable to watch as getting my first physical in junior high school.

  6. Anonymous Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 06:37 pm

    Hey stripper, we'll give you fifty dollars if you star in our music video. You'll be a star.

  7. PrickRolled Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 03:46 am

    "singer/song writer" is Canadian for "pedophile"

  8. Roast Beef In My Pants Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 05:00 am

    This guy really wails

  9. edwordrules Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 07:43 am

    LOL, that looks like a fun Karaoke bar!!
    ... what? That was real? O.o

  10. Anonymous Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 08:20 am

    the wardrobe guy should be fired.

  11. Dagnut Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 02:56 pm

    check out his soulful ballad little wings

  12. RoboPanda Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 05:31 pm

    He stands like a woman, and sings like an angel.

  13. Anonymous Says:
    January 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    It's like a really awful version of Nik Kershaw's - The Riddle.

    Was he mutilated via castrati or is his voice just naturally so high that I honestly cannot hear a single word he's saying?

  14. Anonymous Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 01:47 pm

    I couldn't tell...which was Mark and which was the chick?

  15. Anonymous Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 01:08 pm

    He's not Canadian, he's from Florida.

  16. peter file Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 02:59 pm

    Mark Gormley is the next big thing!

  17. Anonymous Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 04:15 am

    Haha I saw this on Shy Boys Win XD

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