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Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer

January 22nd, 2009 | 01:37 pm
 
Mark Gormley is a Canadian singer-songwriter who will take everything you thought you knew about everything and totally awesome-ify it by a billionty millions. (English words do not do Mr. Gormley justice.)
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19 Responses to "Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer"

  1. Amazing!!! Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:50 pm

    Oh and I'd like to have sex with the chick in the video.

  2. SpedMan Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:57 pm

    What is up with all the constant reposts and reused material from other websites? Its getting old

  3. Anonymous Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 01:56 pm

    The song should be called "The Stalker" from the looks of things.

  4. General Chicken Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 02:59 pm

    Little Wings from Mark Gormley is better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw

    The way he constantly changes his stance after each verse keeps you thinking!

  5. Buddy Ice Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 02:52 pm

    This was about as uncomfortable to watch as getting my first physical in junior high school.

  6. Anonymous Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 06:37 pm

    Hey stripper, we'll give you fifty dollars if you star in our music video. You'll be a star.

  7. PrickRolled Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 03:46 am

    "singer/song writer" is Canadian for "pedophile"

  8. Roast Beef In My Pants Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 05:00 am

    This guy really wails

  9. edwordrules Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 07:43 am

    LOL, that looks like a fun Karaoke bar!!
    ... what? That was real? O.o

  10. Anonymous Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 08:20 am

    the wardrobe guy should be fired.

  11. Dagnut Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 02:56 pm

    check out his soulful ballad little wings

  12. RoboPanda Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 05:31 pm

    He stands like a woman, and sings like an angel.

  13. Anonymous Says:
    January 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    It's like a really awful version of Nik Kershaw's - The Riddle.

    Was he mutilated via castrati or is his voice just naturally so high that I honestly cannot hear a single word he's saying?

  14. Anonymous Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 01:47 pm

    I couldn't tell...which was Mark and which was the chick?

  15. Anonymous Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 01:08 pm

    He's not Canadian, he's from Florida.

  16. peter file Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 02:59 pm

    Mark Gormley is the next big thing!

  17. Anonymous Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 04:15 am

    Haha I saw this on Shy Boys Win XD

  18. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a rel="nofollow" href="/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-597617" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 09:59 am</a> </small> <p>Greeting. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.<br /> I am from Taiwan and learning to read in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Plant rated most efficient, the volga automotive plant avtovaz at tol atti, avtovaz, the most productive plant, operated at about percent of capacity.Avr selon un contrat sign; le vrier, renault doit prendre une participation de plus une action dans le capital vtovaz."</p> <p>With love :P, Joanne.</p> <div class="comment_reply_btn"><a rel="nofollow" class="comment_reply_link" href="/comment/reply/6437/597617"><img border="0" src="sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/reply_btn.png"> </a></div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-1066050"></a> <a id="comment-1066050"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-1066050"> <cite> Leah</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a rel="nofollow" href="/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-1066050" title="">December 14th, 2009 at 10:32 pm</a> </small> <p>As much is it would make me HONOURED to say I'm Canadian having that kind of talent to represent our land, the gulf coast is in Florida and Mr Bromley's beautiful voice is not, in fact, a product of Canada.</p> <div class="comment_reply_btn"><a rel="nofollow" class="comment_reply_link" href="/comment/reply/6437/1066050"><img border="0" src="sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/reply_btn.png"> </a></div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <div class="box"> <h2>Post new comment</h2> <div class="content"><form action="/comment/reply/6437" accept-charset="UTF-8" method="post" id="comment-form"> <div><div class="form-item" id="edit-name-wrapper"> <label for="edit-name">Your name: </label> <input type="text" maxlength="60" name="name" id="edit-name" size="30" value="Anonymous" class="form-text" /> </div> <div class="form-item" id="edit-mail-wrapper"> <label for="edit-mail">E-mail: </label> <input type="text" maxlength="64" name="mail" 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