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Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer

posted 01/22/2009
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Mark Gormley is a Canadian singer-songwriter who will take everything you thought you knew about everything and totally awesome-ify it by a billionty millions. (English words do not do Mr. Gormley justice.)
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19 Responses to "Mark Gormley Is Your New Favorite Singer"

  1. Anonymous says:
    April 24, 2009 at 4:15 am

    Haha I saw this on Shy Boys Win XD

  2. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-37733">May 13, 2009 at 9:59 am</a></div> <p>Greeting. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.<br /> I am from Taiwan and learning to read in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Plant rated most efficient, the volga automotive plant avtovaz at tol atti, avtovaz, the most productive plant, operated at about percent of capacity.Avr selon un contrat sign; le vrier, renault doit prendre une participation de plus une action dans le capital vtovaz.”</p> <p>With love <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> , Joanne.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-43755"> <div id="comment-43755" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-43755">January 26, 2009 at 10:49 am</a></div> <p>It’s like a really awful version of Nik Kershaw’s – The Riddle.</p> <p>Was he mutilated via castrati or is his voice just naturally so high that I honestly cannot hear a single word he’s saying?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-43794"> <div id="comment-43794" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dagnut</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-43794">January 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm</a></div> <p>check out his soulful ballad little wings</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-45925"> <div id="comment-45925" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-45925">January 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm</a></div> <p>I couldn’t tell…which was Mark and which was the chick?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-46114"> <div id="comment-46114" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-46114">January 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm</a></div> <p>He’s not Canadian, he’s from Florida.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-49852"> <div id="comment-49852" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">edwordrules</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-49852">January 23, 2009 at 7:43 am</a></div> <p>LOL, that looks like a fun Karaoke bar!!<br /> … what? That was real? O.o</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-51737"> <div id="comment-51737" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-51737">January 23, 2009 at 8:20 am</a></div> <p>the wardrobe guy should be fired.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-52658"> <div id="comment-52658" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">peter file</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-52658">January 31, 2009 at 2:59 pm</a></div> <p>Mark Gormley is the next big thing!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-53348"> <div id="comment-53348" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">RoboPanda</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-53348">January 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm</a></div> <p>He stands like a woman, and sings like an angel.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-131462"> <div id="comment-131462" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Leah</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-131462">December 14, 2009 at 10:32 pm</a></div> <p>As much is it would make me HONOURED to say I’m Canadian having that kind of talent to represent our land, the gulf coast is in Florida and Mr Bromley’s beautiful voice is not, in fact, a product of Canada.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-39955"> <div id="comment-39955" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-39955">January 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm</a></div> <p>Hey stripper, we’ll give you fifty dollars if you star in our music video. You’ll be a star.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-48820"> <div id="comment-48820" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">SpedMan</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-48820">January 22, 2009 at 1:57 pm</a></div> <p>What is up with all the constant reposts and reused material from other websites? Its getting old</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-48821"> <div id="comment-48821" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-48821">January 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm</a></div> <p>The song should be called “The Stalker” from the looks of things.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-48836"> <div id="comment-48836" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">General Chicken</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-48836">January 22, 2009 at 2:59 pm</a></div> <p>Little Wings from Mark Gormley is better.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw</a></p> <p>The way he constantly changes his stance after each verse keeps you thinking!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-48837"> <div id="comment-48837" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Buddy Ice</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-48837">January 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm</a></div> <p>This was about as uncomfortable to watch as getting my first physical in junior high school.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-51004"> <div id="comment-51004" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">PrickRolled</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-51004">January 23, 2009 at 3:46 am</a></div> <p>“singer/song writer” is Canadian for “pedophile”</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-52281"> <div id="comment-52281" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Amazing!!!</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/mark-gormley-your-new-favorite-singer-songwriter/#comment-52281">January 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm</a></div> <p>Oh and I’d like to have sex with the chick in the video.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-52695"> <div id="comment-52695" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Roast Beef In My Pants</cite> 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